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Alex Goldberg
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Product & Portfolio Strategy, and wearer-of-many-hats for GenesisTherapeutics.ai | none of my opinions were AI-generated by my employer | #chemsky and #biotech | #altchemjobs | 🇨🇦🇺🇸 | linkedin.com/in/alexander-goldberg
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me and @chemjobber.bsky.social on insta. Some things never change
August 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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More like the very WASTEFUL caterpillar
The very hungry caterpillar eats like one bite of all these foods
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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lol
back of a silly Steve Nash Lakers jersey Front of a silly Steve Nash Lakers jersey
April 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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TSLA stock going up in Nov, going down after January. Overlayed with FA / FO
March 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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does this imply that CEOs are dumber than normies?

or just the ones who play linkedin games?
LinkedIn game score showing: "smarter than 95% of CEOs" and "top 10% of all players"
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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AGHHHH
Pinene isn't a word according to the NYT spelling bee game. Fools!!
February 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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stay humble
a great dad drinking from a mug which says "world's #2 dad"
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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coward
Locker door, someone wrote "I just hope both teams have fun!"
February 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Our son's pet dog, Taxi, was thankfully found by a stranger in the presidio... What none of us understands is how he escaped.
it's a stuffed animal
January 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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what a... disparate array of products for one amazon site
8 items sold by a company: ring bender tool, timberjack log lifter, soil sample probe, pool vacuum cleaner hose, acrylic tiered cake stand, wooden cupcake stand, wooden jewlery box, corner shower stool
January 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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this is honestly a great filter for everyone involved
LinkedIn post: Cyrus Shirazi CEO at Haven My simple test for identifying A+ talent fast: The Weekend Test. I message candidates on weekends. Not to be a jerk... But because response time tells me everything I need to know about someone's level of obsession. Fast response = you're in the game Slow response = you're not obsessed enough Simple as that. This also applies to how we treat our customers. At Haven, we've grown to 250+ customers in under a year because of our response times: - Every customer gets an answer in < 3 minutes - Every issue is our top priority - Every deadline gets hit That only happens when you build a team of obsessed people. The Weekend Test finds them fast. P.S. Some will call this toxic. Others will get exactly why we do it. Guess which ones we hire? CEO Philip Brook and 65 others 51 comments
January 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I found the most unexpected thing in a Danish Cookie tin
there are actually danish cookies in the tin
January 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Tfw you go to the same dental office as Chuck Norris
Toilet stall- the flusher is at shoulder height Sign next to lever saying: PLEASE FLUSH TOILET AFTER EACH USE. Hold down lever a few seconds until bowl clears. DO NOT FLUSH WITH YOUR FOOT.
January 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Let the mental image become reality with chatgpt
Prompt was: "Draw a man eating a clean diaper begrudgingly, and another person holding 8 US quarters"
January 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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WE DEMAND RECOMPENSE
adorable baby strapped to my chest, smiling. Her first words were "we demand recompense!!"
January 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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find me a parent who has $2 in quarters on hand just in case of a diaper emergency - and I will eat said emergency diaper.
Diaper dispenser at SFO, $2, only takes quarters lmao
January 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I forget the context, @chemjobber.bsky.social
Chemjobber's duck avatar, manually edited to look like Sherlock Holmes, smoking a cigarette like a cool quacker
January 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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That's one heck of an extrapolation
Skull of animal with wireframe of rest of body
January 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Oh I meant him
January 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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The wait is over folks, he's at 81st and Amsterdam
January 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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watch out!
Road sign with capybara silhouette, says "ATENÇÃO Travessia de animais silvestres!" Portuguese for "attention, Wild animal crossing!"
January 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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no yuzu to be found, unfortunately
a beautiful family, standing next to a majestic capybara, minding its own business in spite of all the tourists
January 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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@shrewshrew.bsky.social capybara 4 u
Majestic and enormous capybara basking in all its glory next to a pond, between chews of grass, the skyline of Curitiba in the distance. No yuzu to be found.
January 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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ah yes, detroit, the epicenter of american steak
Restaurant called "Detroit; American steakhouse"
January 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Cool your jets, brazil
Pink Can of beer called "foreplay" with little sperm-shaped hops swimming around Same can different angle
January 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM