Alex Gaskin
@alexgaskin.bsky.social
An oaf trapped in a world of jerks.
Divorce attorney pretending to work at the fortune cookie factory: “Say, I’ve got an idea for a real corker of a fortune…”
July 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Divorce attorney pretending to work at the fortune cookie factory: “Say, I’ve got an idea for a real corker of a fortune…”
Being a Mavericks fan in LA right now (YES I am still Processing Things)
February 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Being a Mavericks fan in LA right now (YES I am still Processing Things)
When my job refuses to let me take a day off and watch David Lynch films to celebrate his memory
January 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
When my job refuses to let me take a day off and watch David Lynch films to celebrate his memory
Finally reached the point in the Drew Carey Show where they use the “Cleveland Rocks” opening
November 21, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Finally reached the point in the Drew Carey Show where they use the “Cleveland Rocks” opening
Maybe stores will stop locking basic goods behind these screens if we start stuffing store executives in them like nerds into lockers
October 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Maybe stores will stop locking basic goods behind these screens if we start stuffing store executives in them like nerds into lockers
Bots are getting smarter—this one knew to attack my one weakness
September 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Bots are getting smarter—this one knew to attack my one weakness
AI hasn’t turned against humanity but not for lack of us doing all we can to make it as evil as possible
August 30, 2024 at 2:00 PM
AI hasn’t turned against humanity but not for lack of us doing all we can to make it as evil as possible
“Alex Cardholder” yeah I guess that’s all a man is according to CAPITALISM
July 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
“Alex Cardholder” yeah I guess that’s all a man is according to CAPITALISM
Me trying to figure out all this Kate Middleton stuff without context
March 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Me trying to figure out all this Kate Middleton stuff without context
Trying to keep my stupid Twitter a safe place for the sake of job opportunities and whatnot so I figured I should just delete the original and leave this here
February 27, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Trying to keep my stupid Twitter a safe place for the sake of job opportunities and whatnot so I figured I should just delete the original and leave this here
The urinal spacing at this restaurant is concerning. I feel like if I peed this close to someone it would bond us like we fought in a war together.
February 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
The urinal spacing at this restaurant is concerning. I feel like if I peed this close to someone it would bond us like we fought in a war together.
“Oh, let’s face it, Niles - Schubert will finish his symphony before Cody Rhodes finishes the story!”
February 3, 2024 at 5:02 PM
“Oh, let’s face it, Niles - Schubert will finish his symphony before Cody Rhodes finishes the story!”
Reopened Facebook and only don’t regret it because it gave me a gag to use to fish for other Achewood fans on this site
January 31, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Reopened Facebook and only don’t regret it because it gave me a gag to use to fish for other Achewood fans on this site
When a fast food chain advertises how fresh their food is but I’m only there because I’m sad
December 19, 2023 at 4:03 AM
When a fast food chain advertises how fresh their food is but I’m only there because I’m sad
Movie theater is swamped but almost no one is at the screening of the new John Woo film
December 5, 2023 at 3:12 AM
Movie theater is swamped but almost no one is at the screening of the new John Woo film
Oh man, that does sound awful. Thank god this is just a movie and not real life!
November 19, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Oh man, that does sound awful. Thank god this is just a movie and not real life!
Starting to think we might have been a little too hard on Young Sheldon
October 21, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Starting to think we might have been a little too hard on Young Sheldon
New Frasier in a nutshell
October 13, 2023 at 4:16 AM
New Frasier in a nutshell
Waiting for all my monthly charges to run so I can stop worrying about one of them making me overdraft
September 15, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Waiting for all my monthly charges to run so I can stop worrying about one of them making me overdraft
Watching this part of the episode like
August 7, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Watching this part of the episode like
Oh god I just realized that I’ve become young-ish, bearded Homer
August 7, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Oh god I just realized that I’ve become young-ish, bearded Homer