Alex Fossella
alexfossella.bsky.social
Alex Fossella
@alexfossella.bsky.social
Use to do comedy, now I take cartoons too seriously.
You: *Does not know what 6-7 means.*

Me: *Having never known what anything means*
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“I don’t know what these kids are saying anymore!”

Me, having never known what kids are saying, even in childhood:
October 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I did it. My instagram is all Bob Dylan and French Bulldogs.
July 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My gender is whatever this is:
June 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
April 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Before buying, had to fire off a quick text to a friend “Do I look like Bob Dylan or a bug?”
February 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Getting over a horrific cold like
January 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Showing up to the Oscars party like
January 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM