Alex Fijalkowski MP
Alex Fijalkowski MP
@alexf-mpsp.bsky.social
MP for Sault Ste Marie
MPSP parody account
How can I play hours of Subway Surfers now? I wouldn’t know 🤷‍♀️

#FreeJakeSubwaySurfers #Clueless #idontknowwhatsgoingon
#ijustwanttoplaySubwaySurfers
January 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey guys! What did I miss?
January 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Alex Fijalkowski MP
Day 2 Party: The Cow Party. Who doesn’t love cows? Join us!!!!
a person petting a baby cow in a grassy field with viralhog written below it
ALT: a person petting a baby cow in a grassy field with viralhog written below it
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January 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hard at work in my constituency helping Old McDonald on his farm supply milk to all preschoolers! 🥛🍼

Production is going well but due to the high demands, I will not be able to attend day 1. Good luck Preschoolers, make this country proud!!! 🫡
January 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Never too cold for milkshakes! 🥛 ❄️❄️❄️
December 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Remember to leave some milk and cookies out for Santa tonight!

(A message brought to you by the Milk Farmers of Cownada)
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Hot chocolate question: do you prefer to add hot water or hot milk?
December 14, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by Alex Fijalkowski MP
Stay warm out there yall. Snow is expected in the forecast this week!!! Snow flakes as big as cows!
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Reposted by Alex Fijalkowski MP
As a show of bipartisan support and MOO-ving forward, I would like to
congratulate @jso-mpsp.bsky.social for his appointment as Minister of Candy and Nutrition.

I raise a glass milk to you sir!
an empty glass is sitting on a wooden table next to a balloon
ALT: an empty glass is sitting on a wooden table next to a balloon
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Milk contains vitamins and minerals essential for preschoolers and Canadians to grow healthy bones 💪🥛

I would like to personally congratulate @jso-mpsp.bsky.social for his appointment as Minister of Candy and Nutrition and ask him to consider the importance of milk for preschoolers in his agenda
December 2, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I am proud to be representing the beautiful riding of Sault Ste Marie. Thank you to the constituents of Sault Ste Marie for voting me as your Member of Parliament!
November 23, 2024 at 1:33 AM
MPSP things, reviewing an article by the National Post and writing National Roast instead 🙃
@thenationalroast.bsky.social
October 1, 2024 at 7:41 PM