why the fuck am I struggling to talk about Shakespeare when I have spent my entire goddamn life talking about Shakespeare and now that I need to put together a powerpoint presentation suddenly I cannot goddamn put my thoughts together about Shakespeare what the FUCK IS HAPPENING

This one is wild y’all. We do an amazing running bit about how glitchy the House of M world is, about Aunt May’s lively twitch career, and of course there’s more of me being upset that my blorbos are in distress. As always.

Everyone in my peds office right now working the Saturday after a holiday is hanging on by a thread. And the thread is a cheap almost cold McDonalds breakfast item and a caffeine drink of our choice
It’s not working
The thread is fraying

In this next ridiculous installment, listen as me and the boys make a few monkey paw wishes that come true in frightening fashion and listen to us reach the horrifying conclusion that this all could have been 1 issue instead of 2. Enjoy!

I used my privilege as podcast artist (and lifelong date-mate) to weasel my way into the summer event this year! Join me and the lads as we loose our minds over how much the wheels spin, why magneto never changes out of his jimjams, and why none of this is Wanda’s fault.

Terrible horrible news. I went to a Final Fantasy MtG prerelease event last night because I wanted the cards, and figured ‘fuck it I’ll try it just for the cards’
Got my ass beat but had a decent amount of fun. Figured that was the end of it.
Why the FUCK was I dreaming of building a better deck???

Orphaned at sea Miqo'te taken in by a traveling Hrothgar merchant, Emelin grew up on the road with his father, learning the tricks of the trade but wanting more. He saved up, said goodbye, and left to learn the lance. As for the rest? Well, apparently he just doesn't know when to quit. Or to say no.

been playing a lot of #ffxiv lately, and have been going through 5 years (!?) of screenshots from when I first started to play to now and noticed just how bby my WoL, Emelin was so pure at the start, versus now where I am in Endwalker where he is just...tired and sad. So Art #myart #myWoL #ffxivWoL

As tradition dictates, whenever April Fool's comes around, I have to take over @thisgraphicpod.bsky.social
and present something that's going to cause the boys to tear their hair out. This one is a great trick, honestly. Give it a listen! this meme about sums it up

its not a masks session until devin gets to say some surprisingly profound shit while also being a little bitch about it
i'm gonna miss this lil bitch on god

last session of our Masks campaign;
aka, all of devin's friends are being mean to him without realizing this is the last time they're gonna see him
hehehehehehehe

the only issue i have with having been obsessed with drawing my next masks character
is that i cannot show any of the art because its all spoilers and at least ONE of my party members follows me on every single site i post art on
and this little bitch is basically ALL I'VE BEEN DRAWING FOR MONTHS

The monkey conga line section of #SplitFiction has broken my husband.
It was in fact our circus. And our monkeys. But they won

The anguish in @krakoancitizenx.bsky.social and my voices as we crossed monkey streams was enough that had our neighbors been home they might have been concerned

oh hey i should actually use this account huh? just gotta figure out the swing of things over here