[post on LinkedIn] A job candidate just stabbed me a blade forged of blackest obsidian. I made them my CFO.

Let me explain. [more]

Last Substack shit-talk I promise, but everyone there seems mostly concerned about the platform's promise as a genuine intellectual commons - a promise that they've basically made up in their head.

Also if I see "restack" once more time I will Blaspheme.

'6 - death instinct?' Good question, could honestly go either way.

Just glad I finally have a hobby that can also be a personality.

Good news everyone: Substack's half-dicked platform has obliterated the poem's formatting. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯