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How I looked at my fiancé this morning after seeing she got me a nose trimmer for Xmas and realising I’m getting old.

22 points on my bench is annoying but another green arrow! We move 🫡

Fuck around, find out.

Ya great big cunt ye!

I’ll tell you what it will look like. A pile of fucking wank. That’s what it will look like.
#FifaWorldCup #CorruptCunts

Can they just…stop?

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Very good week.
Bruno for Saka next 🫡

My guy can’t take the heat of sprouting nonsense.

I think Labour have done some good and I also feel they are doing some bad (Gaza) but this is facts.
Pay your fucking way like the rest of us.
Yes, farmers feed us.
But nurses save our lives. And ain’t no one give a shit about that. Where was your protest for them to be paid a fair fucking wage?

Beautiful walk around Skelweth, Rydal & Eltewater the other week. Finished with a pint of course.

Any other keen walkers in the Lake District have any good ones that I should go and do?

Ran a half-marathon the other day for the first time. Was a great experience, if not fuckin tiring!

Me and my mates are raising money for The Christie’s and you can still donate below!

www.justgiving.com/page/alex-cl...

8.5% as well. I’m gonna be on the moon.

Forgot to cancel my Beer52 subscription so they sent me another crate.
All Belgian beers. And this little beauty.