A. Cannon
@alexcannon.bsky.social
Rogue design professional
The Vermin Queen of New York
The Vermin Queen of New York
My take on the west village girls article is that New York Mag used to be funnier and meaner. If you’re gonna do culture reporting I’m begging you to have a point of view.
May 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My take on the west village girls article is that New York Mag used to be funnier and meaner. If you’re gonna do culture reporting I’m begging you to have a point of view.
How are the Scientologists doing these days?
April 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
How are the Scientologists doing these days?
I wanna jump on the puma speed cat revival so bad as this was MY SHOE from like ‘05-08 but my plantar fasciitis is like “lol babe”
February 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I wanna jump on the puma speed cat revival so bad as this was MY SHOE from like ‘05-08 but my plantar fasciitis is like “lol babe”
Hi are people on this app watching Andy Cohen et al tonite. This is a big test for whether it’s fun here or not.
January 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hi are people on this app watching Andy Cohen et al tonite. This is a big test for whether it’s fun here or not.
Whatever ethnic makeup is required to be able to digest eggnog - I am not it. I can’t even watch a recipe video without getting a stomachache.
December 23, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Whatever ethnic makeup is required to be able to digest eggnog - I am not it. I can’t even watch a recipe video without getting a stomachache.
Sure making your kid a dinner that you all enjoy together is good, but have you ever just fed them some pancakes and had whatever you wanted after they went to bed? Incredible.
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Sure making your kid a dinner that you all enjoy together is good, but have you ever just fed them some pancakes and had whatever you wanted after they went to bed? Incredible.
I love when people with no taste decide to review stuff online.
November 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I love when people with no taste decide to review stuff online.
The domesticity performance posting this upcoming thanksgiving are going to be the new political alignment litmus test. Like seeing what people’s parents kitchens/stairwells looked like on IG in your 20s.
November 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
The domesticity performance posting this upcoming thanksgiving are going to be the new political alignment litmus test. Like seeing what people’s parents kitchens/stairwells looked like on IG in your 20s.
The thing about making chicken broth is you have to commit to having chicken broth
December 18, 2023 at 11:46 PM
The thing about making chicken broth is you have to commit to having chicken broth
The NYPD is fucking up my rainstorm ambiance with a helicopter. What can you even see there!???
December 11, 2023 at 3:58 AM
The NYPD is fucking up my rainstorm ambiance with a helicopter. What can you even see there!???
My husband and I got Covid and my son isn’t sick so my mom took him for the weekend and they possess a truly chaotic duo energy that is both fun and terrifying.
December 10, 2023 at 1:34 PM
My husband and I got Covid and my son isn’t sick so my mom took him for the weekend and they possess a truly chaotic duo energy that is both fun and terrifying.
Rita Skeeter’s quick quotes quill is ChatGPT
December 9, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Rita Skeeter’s quick quotes quill is ChatGPT
Everyone at Santa Con is going to get Covid be safe out there
December 9, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Everyone at Santa Con is going to get Covid be safe out there
None of these kids look like they’re having any fun in their parent’s instagram photo ops
December 9, 2023 at 1:48 PM
None of these kids look like they’re having any fun in their parent’s instagram photo ops
I’ve been neti pot pilled
December 9, 2023 at 3:36 AM
I’ve been neti pot pilled
The northeast tomato posts have started thank god
July 27, 2023 at 3:01 AM
The northeast tomato posts have started thank god
The X-twitter app is doing psychic damage so I’m back here
July 26, 2023 at 10:35 AM
The X-twitter app is doing psychic damage so I’m back here
Conservative psycho grey laminate flooring moms online mad at colorful children’s clothes need to stop. I swear to god the way normal parents are gonna have to pick up the slack when these people’s kids stop wanting to go home when they’re teenagers - I’m gonna have to send a bill for food
May 22, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Conservative psycho grey laminate flooring moms online mad at colorful children’s clothes need to stop. I swear to god the way normal parents are gonna have to pick up the slack when these people’s kids stop wanting to go home when they’re teenagers - I’m gonna have to send a bill for food
Misplaced my emotional support cup
May 21, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Misplaced my emotional support cup
Packing to go to where it’s 90 degrees while in springy New York is hard — I do not know my 90 degrees and humid persona yet!!!
May 21, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Packing to go to where it’s 90 degrees while in springy New York is hard — I do not know my 90 degrees and humid persona yet!!!
There is a well dressed woman who I’ve been seeing at my corner coffee shop and I’m not sure how to be cool about asking her where she gets every single article of clothing. Interesting printed dresses! A well fitted statement blazer! Gorgeous shoes!!!
May 19, 2023 at 12:31 PM
There is a well dressed woman who I’ve been seeing at my corner coffee shop and I’m not sure how to be cool about asking her where she gets every single article of clothing. Interesting printed dresses! A well fitted statement blazer! Gorgeous shoes!!!