Best thing I ever did? Dropping out of my media and comms degree. Worst thing I ever did? Made advance payments on the HECs I accrued. Swings and roundabouts!

Obviously not the reason I went for the position, but it is a nice benefit.

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It’s nice to know that the PM of the country still has to pay the toll to these awful companies. You made your bed ♥️

Love spending an hour and a half slowly stirring onions over medium low heat! Great use of a Saturday!

This post was brought to you by the box of muesli bars that I should just put in my bag and leave in my desk drawer

Plane crash victims vs jumping just as the plane hits the ground enjoyers