Alex Bellars 🇪🇺🇵🇸🇨🇦🇬🇱
@alexbellars.bsky.social
Born 327.34 CO2 ppm [now 427.47...]
teach / hockey / paint / cycle / sail / act / GreenParty / #RejoinEU
Clipper Race Crew 2023-24 on-board 'Perseverance'.
Blue Bird ex-pat, rebuilding a network in the sky...
Not keen on unprompted DMs
teach / hockey / paint / cycle / sail / act / GreenParty / #RejoinEU
Clipper Race Crew 2023-24 on-board 'Perseverance'.
Blue Bird ex-pat, rebuilding a network in the sky...
Not keen on unprompted DMs
Have you any thoughts of trying something similar to what they've done in Paris? Could have even *more* dramatic results...
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Have you any thoughts of trying something similar to what they've done in Paris? Could have even *more* dramatic results...
I refute your "facts" most futingly.
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I refute your "facts" most futingly.
And the problem with that is...?
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
And the problem with that is...?
Can you spell "hypocrisy", Mr Jenrick?
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Can you spell "hypocrisy", Mr Jenrick?
This is on the beach on the Atlantic side, at Punta del Este in Uruguay... "los Dedos"
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is on the beach on the Atlantic side, at Punta del Este in Uruguay... "los Dedos"
"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning... 😎"
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning... 😎"
And here's the set he's going to give to Trump: only concern is whether he'll have the staying power to build the whole thing before losing focus...
November 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And here's the set he's going to give to Trump: only concern is whether he'll have the staying power to build the whole thing before losing focus...
Whereas you were born in... *checks notes*... ah yes - Lima, Peru.
Glad we could clear that up, "Sir" Daniel 😉
Glad we could clear that up, "Sir" Daniel 😉
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Whereas you were born in... *checks notes*... ah yes - Lima, Peru.
Glad we could clear that up, "Sir" Daniel 😉
Glad we could clear that up, "Sir" Daniel 😉
Bluesky goals ✅️
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Bluesky goals ✅️
Yeah, right.
October 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yeah, right.
The UK: I was so sick of her I was about to expel her from some sort of allergic reaction *anyway*.
October 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The UK: I was so sick of her I was about to expel her from some sort of allergic reaction *anyway*.
"Later today I will attempt to introduce legislation in the House of Commons, fail miserably, fall flat on my face in the process and be mocked mercilessly by all the big kids."
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Later today I will attempt to introduce legislation in the House of Commons, fail miserably, fall flat on my face in the process and be mocked mercilessly by all the big kids."
"Korean Platter of Sincerity...
Mini beef patties with ketchup...
Gold adorned brownies..."
👌
Mini beef patties with ketchup...
Gold adorned brownies..."
👌
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Korean Platter of Sincerity...
Mini beef patties with ketchup...
Gold adorned brownies..."
👌
Mini beef patties with ketchup...
Gold adorned brownies..."
👌
(with apologies in advance for the robust anglo-saxon, which I do try to avoid as a matter of principle...)
FUCK OFF, SISSY SPACE-X.
FUCK OFF, SISSY SPACE-X.
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
(with apologies in advance for the robust anglo-saxon, which I do try to avoid as a matter of principle...)
FUCK OFF, SISSY SPACE-X.
FUCK OFF, SISSY SPACE-X.
Did you mean "civil war outside TESLA dealerships is inevitable?
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Did you mean "civil war outside TESLA dealerships is inevitable?
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
RIP Prunella Scales... ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
RIP Prunella Scales... ❤️
