alexa 💖
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be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods
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Normal girl non drag artist account rebrand unfollow if that’s not your jam I still love you 💖
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Normal girl non drag artist account rebrand unfollow if that’s not your jam I still love you 💖
Using the grip I learned in pole class to stabilize myself standing on the bus
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Using the grip I learned in pole class to stabilize myself standing on the bus
The sexual tension between me and selling my car is sooooo 😩😩
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The sexual tension between me and selling my car is sooooo 😩😩
Down bad, just put Kaleidoscope as my insta note song
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Down bad, just put Kaleidoscope as my insta note song
I’m buy-sexual bc women be shopping
September 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m buy-sexual bc women be shopping
Bout to Klarna a birkin
September 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Bout to Klarna a birkin
Coming across a man so ugly on dating apps that you just have to close the app and reflect
September 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Coming across a man so ugly on dating apps that you just have to close the app and reflect
The subway and you outta know on my Spotify on repeat… someone call a wellness check
August 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The subway and you outta know on my Spotify on repeat… someone call a wellness check
Situationship moved abruptly to NYC.
Cons: heartbroken, single, in shambles
Pros: one more vote for Mamdani ✊
Cons: heartbroken, single, in shambles
Pros: one more vote for Mamdani ✊
August 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Situationship moved abruptly to NYC.
Cons: heartbroken, single, in shambles
Pros: one more vote for Mamdani ✊
Cons: heartbroken, single, in shambles
Pros: one more vote for Mamdani ✊
Mercury leaving retrograde, new neighbor just saged the entire floor - big things on the horizon for ya girl
August 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mercury leaving retrograde, new neighbor just saged the entire floor - big things on the horizon for ya girl
Are we not overdrawing our lips?
I think a lot of drag queens would benefit from overdrawing their lips
August 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Are we not overdrawing our lips?
Ik it’s market days…. But im chilling in bed listening to meet Miley Cyrus
August 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ik it’s market days…. But im chilling in bed listening to meet Miley Cyrus
Only post this story 4 u, only post this story 4 u 4 u 4 u
August 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Only post this story 4 u, only post this story 4 u 4 u 4 u
Genuinely what is that point of using tinder in passport mode
August 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Genuinely what is that point of using tinder in passport mode
I exist purely for straight men to date and then say to my face as theyre dumping me “but i think its pretty cool that i can say ive dated a drag queen now”
July 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I exist purely for straight men to date and then say to my face as theyre dumping me “but i think its pretty cool that i can say ive dated a drag queen now”
Having a very “life is beautiful” moment when the life in question is just living in a walkable city and it’s 70 degrees out
July 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Having a very “life is beautiful” moment when the life in question is just living in a walkable city and it’s 70 degrees out
Bitches get so mad when I say my favorite song is feather by Sabrina carpenter
July 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Bitches get so mad when I say my favorite song is feather by Sabrina carpenter
I love Espresso Macchiato I wish Italians were real
June 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love Espresso Macchiato I wish Italians were real
Need more kings to do Tommy Cash
June 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Need more kings to do Tommy Cash
[redacted] will rue the day she told me i have weird taste in music bc it’s only encouraged me to get into more niche, even more insufferable shit (plays käärjiä for the 1000000th time today)
June 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
[redacted] will rue the day she told me i have weird taste in music bc it’s only encouraged me to get into more niche, even more insufferable shit (plays käärjiä for the 1000000th time today)
Crush up Tommy Cash’s verse in Its Crazy It’s Party and let me snort it I dare you
June 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Crush up Tommy Cash’s verse in Its Crazy It’s Party and let me snort it I dare you
I have to text my friends pics of the guys I match with on the apps “is this guy hot or does he just have a mustache” with alarming frequency
May 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I have to text my friends pics of the guys I match with on the apps “is this guy hot or does he just have a mustache” with alarming frequency
If I had a nickel for each 2025 Eurovision song about a beverage that I’ve had on repeat and made me want to do a king number… well I’d have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice
May 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I had a nickel for each 2025 Eurovision song about a beverage that I’ve had on repeat and made me want to do a king number… well I’d have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice