AlexaSpuds
alexaspuds.bsky.social
AlexaSpuds
@alexaspuds.bsky.social
she/her
free palestine 🇵🇸
he got the Elon Worm (mutated strain of twitter brainrot), now he has no comprehension skills and lashes out randomly and for no reason! concerning!
July 7, 2023 at 4:06 AM
I mean he is a rick caruso fan
July 7, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Twitter is the perfect place to generate PR experts and politicians, you can never get misconstrued again if it already happened to you by the dumbest people alive
July 7, 2023 at 3:58 AM
good luck to the team in building up the infrastructure with Twitter being permanently down ❤️
July 1, 2023 at 7:04 PM
at least they have a good reason to not be able to handle this much traffic 💀💀
July 1, 2023 at 7:01 PM
this is the funniest possible way you can kill a website
July 1, 2023 at 6:51 PM
my man took a thriving website and murdered it in less than a year

truly a visionary
July 1, 2023 at 6:27 PM
the distance between the eyes of every person in that room is equal to the distance between NYC and Boston
May 10, 2023 at 2:36 AM
I've never had sex, me and my friends have never passionately made out and definitely nothing happened in their bathroom
May 2, 2023 at 3:09 AM
yeah, and America invaded Iraq to liberate them in the name of freedom and because they had wmds (they didn't), and they invaded Afghanistan because they did 9/11 (they didn't)

nations and leaders can say whatever they want, their actions and the patterns they create matter more than words
May 2, 2023 at 3:03 AM
this is what happens when you share invite codes with strangers, you never know which one could be a federal agent waiting to steal your ass 😔😔
April 30, 2023 at 3:37 PM
*with zero rizz* ma'am it is against federal law to have such copius amounts of high grade ass, I'm gonna have to confiscate this 👮‍♀️
April 30, 2023 at 3:25 PM
loaf shaped creature
April 30, 2023 at 2:01 PM
damn now I suddenly remember why I hate seafood, thanks!
April 30, 2023 at 1:42 PM
damn can't believe I'm getting to witness crimew tits, I feel honored
April 30, 2023 at 1:38 PM
it was literally on the news 2 days ego, ExxonMobil, chevron, shell, everyone's there

kinda makes you think what the war is really about if you have a petrol state om the invading side while the nation that's being invaded is currently selling oil rights to American oil companies
April 30, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by AlexaSpuds
it’s fascinating to see private equity and asset managers gobble up entire sectors of the economy in real time, no doubt we’ll see tons of rent seeking after the war
April 29, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by AlexaSpuds
I witnessed five f-15 jets drown and laughed my ass off the entire time
April 30, 2023 at 1:32 PM
I witnessed five f-15 jets drown and laughed my ass off the entire time
April 30, 2023 at 1:32 PM