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@alexandra-ewing.bsky.social
fat, queer thirty-something finally takes on the world after a decade of low income, low expectations, & low porosity hair. it's the feel-good story of the summer. | she/her
lol good idea to have ai policing the ai
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
lol good idea to have ai policing the ai
i clicked because i had never heard of this brand before but it's THE TV SHOW, the brand is literally the show, how much more money does taylor sheridan need
![Coupon for $1 off Yellowstone frozen meal. The first item is "Yellowstone Dutton Family [ed:!!!] BBQ Meatloaf & Mash Frozen Meal"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:keyjueefwuykji56yglh77x6/bafkreiekskbwmt36ylgb5tnyk7vcnhwunb5fnqnhbnhhwds5ogq55wnby4@jpeg)
October 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i clicked because i had never heard of this brand before but it's THE TV SHOW, the brand is literally the show, how much more money does taylor sheridan need
a joke written entirely for me
September 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
a joke written entirely for me
i did search to double check if it was z2 or if i was making that up and 😑
September 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
i did search to double check if it was z2 or if i was making that up and 😑
please someone vandalize this it would be so easy
September 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
please someone vandalize this it would be so easy
thank you adria biles
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
thank you adria biles
maud gonne saw mary shelley and said hold my beer
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
maud gonne saw mary shelley and said hold my beer
feels like they were probably running out of ideas by the end doesn't it
June 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
feels like they were probably running out of ideas by the end doesn't it
in the '90s, people felt very free for the first time in their lives, as evidenced by how they posed on their film posters
![A screenshot from Kanopy. A selection of films under the heading 90s [sic] Comedies includes Muriel's Wedding, Waiting for Guffman, and Mermaids. On every cover, a lone figure has their arms open to the viewer.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:keyjueefwuykji56yglh77x6/bafkreig3b32h24zyjzvggydthag4bhu6jq3vdpph4d7tthyiemziuniuxe@jpeg)
June 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
in the '90s, people felt very free for the first time in their lives, as evidenced by how they posed on their film posters
i simply do not believe any city other than philadelphia would have an item repossessed from their local mobster on facebook marketplace
June 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i simply do not believe any city other than philadelphia would have an item repossessed from their local mobster on facebook marketplace
the difference between john and jordon is people are angry with her for showing up to her job and angry at john for not showing up to his
May 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the difference between john and jordon is people are angry with her for showing up to her job and angry at john for not showing up to his
if you were thinking "oh he was 23" well he isn't now, and despite testifying to seeing diddy assault MULTIPLE women, he was only here under subpoena and still loves diddy
May 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
if you were thinking "oh he was 23" well he isn't now, and despite testifying to seeing diddy assault MULTIPLE women, he was only here under subpoena and still loves diddy
things to take away from the diddy trial: can we make sure that george kaplan, whoever he is, has a miserable life and is never employed ever again
![Text from New York Times coverage of the trial of Sean Combs. This section reads as follows:
The door to the compartment was ajar, and Mr. [George] Kaplan, sitting nearby, said he looked through the door to see Ms. Ventura on the floor with her legs up, and Mr. Combs standing over her with a whiskey glass in his hand.
"There was tremendous commotion and scuffle," Mr. Kaplan testified, "and then after the glass crashed Cassie screamed, 'Isn't anybody seeing this?'"
No one on the plane came to Ms. Ventura's aid, he said. When asked by Maurene Comey, a prosecutor, why he did not help or call the police, Mr. Kaplan, who was 23 at the time, said, "It would not have been in keeping with what I was trying to accomplish professionally."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:keyjueefwuykji56yglh77x6/bafkreidb3pkmeynxb5fxa5ha4yu6ejkayszbgwojmx6engaxe5cm75mr7q@jpeg)
May 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
things to take away from the diddy trial: can we make sure that george kaplan, whoever he is, has a miserable life and is never employed ever again
i learn new things every day, like how politico and italian catholic officials don't consider john paul ii (polish) and benedict xvi (german) "european" popes 🙄 does anyone fact check anymore
![Text from Politico article about selection of next pope, reading: "Those [in the decision making process] include cardinals over 80 who won't be able to vote in the conclave but still wield considerable influence over the lobbying beforehand, as well as Italians who might long to see one of their own countrymen on the throne of Peter after 47 years in which the role has gone to non-Europeans, they added."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:keyjueefwuykji56yglh77x6/bafkreiajtj5xxlqutlbhihwwd7ktjebabuyo4axzt6rjcu44bexrj6e6bu@jpeg)
May 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i learn new things every day, like how politico and italian catholic officials don't consider john paul ii (polish) and benedict xvi (german) "european" popes 🙄 does anyone fact check anymore
the anti-pope of observatory circle
April 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the anti-pope of observatory circle
the pro-natalist man who slapped his child across the face during an interview with a british paper wants to deregulate daycare and make car seat laws less stringent. sounds about right! he cares about the children after all
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the pro-natalist man who slapped his child across the face during an interview with a british paper wants to deregulate daycare and make car seat laws less stringent. sounds about right! he cares about the children after all
AI is doing a very good job
March 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
AI is doing a very good job
i don't understand why this type of shoe is in style because it's a harsh reminder of the moment every little girl learned suspension of disbelief: that barbie would ever be caught dead wearing the little modeled bits of plastic snapped on her feet
March 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i don't understand why this type of shoe is in style because it's a harsh reminder of the moment every little girl learned suspension of disbelief: that barbie would ever be caught dead wearing the little modeled bits of plastic snapped on her feet
film companies have a much wider idea of what constitutes a holiday and a reason to have a sale which makes their marketing emails a lot more fun than other companies
March 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
film companies have a much wider idea of what constitutes a holiday and a reason to have a sale which makes their marketing emails a lot more fun than other companies
mark my words i WILL procure this to be worn by my niece at some point. i simply refuse to fail!!
March 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
mark my words i WILL procure this to be worn by my niece at some point. i simply refuse to fail!!
is this the formation of the frances conroy defense society
March 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
is this the formation of the frances conroy defense society
what could he possibly do, walk out on stage holding hands with a teenager wearing an engagement ring
March 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
what could he possibly do, walk out on stage holding hands with a teenager wearing an engagement ring
not watching the oscars but these are my favorite looks from what i have seen
March 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
not watching the oscars but these are my favorite looks from what i have seen