alex
@alexandeur.bsky.social
depressed yapper and phd student | 🏳️🌈
i spend too much time reading papers, lifting weights and watching anime
music: pop and electronic
i spend too much time reading papers, lifting weights and watching anime
music: pop and electronic
umich now telling staff and faculty how they should prepare for their students to be called for military deployment…
not ominous at all. not at all…
not ominous at all. not at all…
September 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
umich now telling staff and faculty how they should prepare for their students to be called for military deployment…
not ominous at all. not at all…
not ominous at all. not at all…
trump sues New York Times (capitalized at 9 billion) for 15 billions…
do the lawyers even care anymore like? Isn’t this just like such an easy way to make money?
do the lawyers even care anymore like? Isn’t this just like such an easy way to make money?
September 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
trump sues New York Times (capitalized at 9 billion) for 15 billions…
do the lawyers even care anymore like? Isn’t this just like such an easy way to make money?
do the lawyers even care anymore like? Isn’t this just like such an easy way to make money?
I am allowed to celebrate the downfall of my enemies
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am allowed to celebrate the downfall of my enemies
god sure took his sweet time
but ain’t nothing like death to prove you wrong
rest in turmoil mfer
but ain’t nothing like death to prove you wrong
rest in turmoil mfer
September 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
god sure took his sweet time
but ain’t nothing like death to prove you wrong
rest in turmoil mfer
but ain’t nothing like death to prove you wrong
rest in turmoil mfer
How did you contribute to society today?
me:
me:
September 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
How did you contribute to society today?
me:
me:
damn. he did NOT skip leg day
September 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
damn. he did NOT skip leg day
they kinda look like a lesbian couple here no?
September 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
they kinda look like a lesbian couple here no?
mood ruined. this actually sounds disgusting. just like any other white men talking about a black woman. you could have left it to the criticism to slotkin but somehow it went to “the first Black woman to run for president should actually go back to the kitchen”
white people are oblivious.
white people are oblivious.
August 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
mood ruined. this actually sounds disgusting. just like any other white men talking about a black woman. you could have left it to the criticism to slotkin but somehow it went to “the first Black woman to run for president should actually go back to the kitchen”
white people are oblivious.
white people are oblivious.
Ariel Rubinstein is coming to give a talk/ seminar at my uni but it didn’t clock to me that he’s affiliated with Tel Aviv U.
THEN i did the “from:username keyword” trick and he’s so BASED. im going to be sat.
THEN i did the “from:username keyword” trick and he’s so BASED. im going to be sat.
August 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ariel Rubinstein is coming to give a talk/ seminar at my uni but it didn’t clock to me that he’s affiliated with Tel Aviv U.
THEN i did the “from:username keyword” trick and he’s so BASED. im going to be sat.
THEN i did the “from:username keyword” trick and he’s so BASED. im going to be sat.
cocoa butter is what tasty and buzzfeed cooking can’t be anymore
this is one of the funniest edit ever. everyone hating on unc on yt but “this potato salad is plane jane”???
this is one of the funniest edit ever. everyone hating on unc on yt but “this potato salad is plane jane”???
August 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
cocoa butter is what tasty and buzzfeed cooking can’t be anymore
this is one of the funniest edit ever. everyone hating on unc on yt but “this potato salad is plane jane”???
this is one of the funniest edit ever. everyone hating on unc on yt but “this potato salad is plane jane”???
The concept of giving one’s life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel…
August 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The concept of giving one’s life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel…
“Andrew Cuomo is someone who doesn’t understand that no means no”
ZOHRAN. damn. let him get up before you hit him again
ZOHRAN. damn. let him get up before you hit him again
August 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Andrew Cuomo is someone who doesn’t understand that no means no”
ZOHRAN. damn. let him get up before you hit him again
ZOHRAN. damn. let him get up before you hit him again
santa ono is back in the news. here’s some santa ono slander.
santa ono’s umich tenure is prime example of how DEI was taken and manipulated for profit by greedy administrators and opportunists
santa ono is a sheep-skin covered ravenous wolf.
santa ono’s umich tenure is prime example of how DEI was taken and manipulated for profit by greedy administrators and opportunists
santa ono is a sheep-skin covered ravenous wolf.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
santa ono is back in the news. here’s some santa ono slander.
santa ono’s umich tenure is prime example of how DEI was taken and manipulated for profit by greedy administrators and opportunists
santa ono is a sheep-skin covered ravenous wolf.
santa ono’s umich tenure is prime example of how DEI was taken and manipulated for profit by greedy administrators and opportunists
santa ono is a sheep-skin covered ravenous wolf.
is the economy that bad already???
there’s no way 6’5 is begging for subscribers in a small town grindr
there’s no way 6’5 is begging for subscribers in a small town grindr
August 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
is the economy that bad already???
there’s no way 6’5 is begging for subscribers in a small town grindr
there’s no way 6’5 is begging for subscribers in a small town grindr
August 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
bigotry is a choice: gay republicans have always been very real.
one becomes president before marriage equality in for all mankind.
one becomes president before marriage equality in for all mankind.
August 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
bigotry is a choice: gay republicans have always been very real.
one becomes president before marriage equality in for all mankind.
one becomes president before marriage equality in for all mankind.
August 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the “economists” at the white house may wanna dust up their copies
August 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the “economists” at the white house may wanna dust up their copies
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
(mom and dad actually)
(mom and dad actually)
August 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
(mom and dad actually)
(mom and dad actually)
“yeah sex is cool but have anyone ever hugged you so tight you feel genuinely loved” is banger
but who said it first
but who said it first
August 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“yeah sex is cool but have anyone ever hugged you so tight you feel genuinely loved” is banger
but who said it first
but who said it first
“70% of x/ twitter activity created by bots”
well yes
well yes
August 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“70% of x/ twitter activity created by bots”
well yes
well yes
Indila quite literally did her last dance with this and we never heard from her again.
May 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Indila quite literally did her last dance with this and we never heard from her again.
i sure was going through some shit what the fuck are these lyrics for????
this is crazy post-depression clarity ngl
this is crazy post-depression clarity ngl
May 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i sure was going through some shit what the fuck are these lyrics for????
this is crazy post-depression clarity ngl
this is crazy post-depression clarity ngl
an absolute banger mind u. I’ll be making gains on this beat
May 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
an absolute banger mind u. I’ll be making gains on this beat
maybe i need to touch grass but crypto meme coins give the same vibe as artificial devil fruits
the stories of people who have been scammed and robbed of their wealth bc of crypto? too similar
the stories of people who have been scammed and robbed of their wealth bc of crypto? too similar
May 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
maybe i need to touch grass but crypto meme coins give the same vibe as artificial devil fruits
the stories of people who have been scammed and robbed of their wealth bc of crypto? too similar
the stories of people who have been scammed and robbed of their wealth bc of crypto? too similar