Spent two minutes on Instagram stories and felt FOMO while sitting in Istanbul at an amazing cafe - never again

At the end of my tour, the guide was going around the group asking for reviews. When he got to me, he said

"I know you're going to leave a 5 star, you were the most talkative of the group by far"

Hurts to be read like that - but he was right

*sewing three buttons back onto pants* I have learned the ways of the old country

Feeling like I need to start posting on LinkedIn more - not ideal

The best time to get your Nexus was 10 years ago
The second best time is now

Entering my bon vivant era

LinkedIn apparently told my followers that I play their web games, this is devastating for my career

Happy new year!

*Eating my sheet pan veggies meal prep while watching the bear*

Damn I am Carmen Berzatto

So happy😊

Blue sky more like night sky with how early the sun is setting am I right?

Bank branches closing at 5 PM and opening at 930 only on weekdays feels like a personal attack

I just want some loonies for the laundry, please

So after telling everyone they were holding up Ukraine aid in exchange for a border deal, we find out the GOP want neither a border deal nor Ukraine aid.

whomstsoever could have seen this shocking turn of events coming

This is now a Jeeves and Wooster fan account

Everyone hating on oatmeal is just adding too much water to it
-A reformed oatmeal hater