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Alexander Velky
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Since of necessity all things temporal soon pass into oblivion:
I'm just going to destroy some cereal BRB
August 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
😂😱🕳💀
June 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Thank you. I might do a part two when I'm 60. Or 80.
June 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"I miss the future that we had in the past"
June 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
And for those of you who are illiterate, all of these chapters can be listened to as "podcast episodes" on Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/5O9Q3yW...
Curriculum Vitæ: a working life story, by Alexander Velky
Podcast · Doubtist Books · "Dear Prospective Employer..." January 2022: long-term-unemployed almost-40-year-old freelance writer Alexander Velky retires to his shed-based home office in rural West Wa...
open.spotify.com
June 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
There's at least 6 bangers there
May 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I chuckled at "Brits out" but thought the album was a bit shit. Supporting Hezbollah? telling people to kill MPs? Not ideal. But what really got *my* goat was that time they applied for Arts Council funding. Anyone that does that is... I wish I could think of a better idiom than "beyond the pale".
April 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM