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Taco Bell announces its first Quantum Computing Prize
Kotex announces its first Soccer-ish Trophy
Dunkirk Elementary School recognizes Condiment Greatness
That Barfly in my Neighborhood inaugurates Cool Vibes award
Libyan Kidnapping Ring announces Barista of the Month

Cool. So they've taken hostages.

It's kind of amazing that a symbolic architectural monument to democracy is being transformed into a symbolic architectural monument to naked grift and techno-feudalism right before our eyes.

It's kind of amazing that a symbolic architectural monument to democracy is being transformed into a symbolic architectural monument to naked grift and techno-feudalism right before our eyes.

Sounds like somebody spliced Miami Vice into the surveillance feed again.

You forgot to add "crime-infested cities" and "corrupt national law enforcement," though I guess there's plenty more, too.

How to say Grijalva won in AZ without saying Grijalva won in AZ

i feel like my bsky handle was made for this headline

Read: Suspended for having been caught on film.

Because "ICE agent suspended after caught on film shoving woman..." would've been too long a headline

Doctor Grampa needs to go easy on the ivermectin cocktails

Gramps is hitting the ivermectin hard today, i see

from the great minds that told you to inject bleach

from the great minds that brought you the intravenous bleach cure for covid

I just keep thinking about InfoWars and Sandy Hook and shaking my head.

The crowd condemning political violence today bothers me because so much of that crowd has cheered unrelenting political violence for years, just so long as it's indirect and/or happens to people they deem deserving.

Bracing myself for the wave of political opportunism sure to follow

I know where there's smoke there's fire, but this is smoke, sparks, ashes, charred buildings, 3rd degree burns and scorched marshmallows stupid. The ineptitude demonstrated even in pursuing their own self-interest speaks volumes for the WH ineptitude in governance.

I get that, but it's every interview, every network, every public venue, every senate hearing: interviewers keep acting as if their interviewees are acting in good faith, when their contempt for democracy and accountability is so flagrant even they obviously don't believe what they're saying.