Alexander
alexanderleporiday.bsky.social
Alexander
@alexanderleporiday.bsky.social
Long story short I'm no longer allowed at a local cafe because of some confusion over the term "Bottomless". Personally I found it quite freeing and relaxing.
August 19, 2024 at 9:42 AM
I've heard at least 4 different theories! Can't wait to hear the boring normal "someone smoked in a toilet" real reason.
May 31, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I have a sore throat and feel rough but tests are coming back negative. But time will tell for sure..
May 31, 2024 at 5:15 PM
So.. err.. hear me out here, maybe girl? Maybe just girl?
May 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
The best part is that by the time it comes around it's either a 36 week waiting list to be seen by someone else or they tell you that you're fine..
January 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Wait, there's an option to just not sign up to gender? How do I unsubscribe?!

It feels like trying to cancel Amazon Prime, you think you've done it but there's one more page with confusing buttons left to go!
January 25, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Hmm. From my experience I'd say a dominant bottom but I'll be honest, I am not sure they've invented all of the labels to describe you yet. You're a lot more complex and lovely than words can easily summarise.
January 25, 2024 at 9:53 AM
You've learnt the secret to how delivery drivers have been getting away with it for years..
January 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I have a PC case that had a coating of something on it that when new felt smooth and one day just turned to glue and collected all the dust and dirt. I'd love to know what is it that does this!
January 12, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Won't that cause an integer overflow? You'll loop around and become a saint.
December 31, 2023 at 6:05 PM
I am so close to taking time off.
December 27, 2023 at 5:54 PM
Identity theft without ruining their credit score is still identity theft.
December 17, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Might be obvious but you're not limited to being one gender or even two genders. Everything else in life is a spectrum, why not gender? Why limit yourself? I think the problem is we're trained from birth to associate everything to either masc., fem., or neutral which just enforces stereotyping.
December 17, 2023 at 12:59 PM
So cute! Nice pictures!
December 16, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Never had one. I once got a £100 reward card but you could only use it in a handful of places all designed towards giving gifts to other people. So that's what I did with it.

I did once get a 'please don't leave' performance based bonus which was nice.
December 15, 2023 at 1:48 PM
Ended up getting a lovely piece from @alexiakellie1.bsky.social
Look at this good boy! :o
December 14, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I wonder if they're just trying to avoid people remortgaging right now in the hopes of locking you down in a few months at a much higher rate. Seems a little suspicious.
November 29, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Here for the doggo, stayed for the lovely personality. :3
November 20, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Looks too much like a plucked chicken in the meat section but it does feel nice. A little fuzz is person because a thousand tiny little needles suck the most.
November 20, 2023 at 3:46 PM
It's been 4 days, take the butt plug OUT..
November 9, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Just laughed so hard I wheezed. Thanks.
November 8, 2023 at 12:53 AM