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Me, in the shower. “Nothing feels good anymore.
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Well, you’ve identified the problem. Maybe that can help you fix it?
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That feels kinda good.”
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Well, you’ve identified the problem. Maybe that can help you fix it?
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That feels kinda good.”
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Me, in the shower. “Nothing feels good anymore.
…
Well, you’ve identified the problem. Maybe that can help you fix it?
…
That feels kinda good.”
…
Well, you’ve identified the problem. Maybe that can help you fix it?
…
That feels kinda good.”
Just to put the rumours to rest, I don’t believe “somehow, Palpatine returned.” Is a bad line, in context. I think it feels like bad dialogue because the plot point it’s highlighting is absolutely insane (in a bad way) and disrespectful to the audience.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just to put the rumours to rest, I don’t believe “somehow, Palpatine returned.” Is a bad line, in context. I think it feels like bad dialogue because the plot point it’s highlighting is absolutely insane (in a bad way) and disrespectful to the audience.
I wonder if I can still prance?
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I wonder if I can still prance?
I absolutely can not wait to hear about how the Left is “overreacting” to the “we took away their freedom of speech“ comment
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I absolutely can not wait to hear about how the Left is “overreacting” to the “we took away their freedom of speech“ comment
Yay! It’s pick the lesser evil time again!
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September 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Yay! It’s pick the lesser evil time again!
Wow. A man is dead, and the responses on the left are ugly and disrespectful.
It’s not like he built a preposterous career spreading dangerous misinformation and hateful, bigoted, racist, violent opinions and dehumanizing anyone that disagrees with him on a massive platform.
It’s not like he built a preposterous career spreading dangerous misinformation and hateful, bigoted, racist, violent opinions and dehumanizing anyone that disagrees with him on a massive platform.
September 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wow. A man is dead, and the responses on the left are ugly and disrespectful.
It’s not like he built a preposterous career spreading dangerous misinformation and hateful, bigoted, racist, violent opinions and dehumanizing anyone that disagrees with him on a massive platform.
It’s not like he built a preposterous career spreading dangerous misinformation and hateful, bigoted, racist, violent opinions and dehumanizing anyone that disagrees with him on a massive platform.
Today is the first anniversary of my brother passing. The hardest part is trying not to explain to my parents that maybe this is less overwhelming for me because the way they chose to raise us forced me to learn about processing profound grief repeatedly, continually from the age of 5?
September 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Today is the first anniversary of my brother passing. The hardest part is trying not to explain to my parents that maybe this is less overwhelming for me because the way they chose to raise us forced me to learn about processing profound grief repeatedly, continually from the age of 5?
I hope my dying words are something like “I got some sincere compliments that one time I went to kickboxing.”
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I hope my dying words are something like “I got some sincere compliments that one time I went to kickboxing.”
Personal opinion, if you have a job that matters (let’s just say, an administrative position in a public service, for example) and you quit “in protest”, fuuuuuuuck you. You’re not making a point, you’re not a martyr, you are simply paving the path to victory for fascists.
September 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Personal opinion, if you have a job that matters (let’s just say, an administrative position in a public service, for example) and you quit “in protest”, fuuuuuuuck you. You’re not making a point, you’re not a martyr, you are simply paving the path to victory for fascists.
It bums me out to realize that all my dreams now take place in a realistic-ish environment
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It bums me out to realize that all my dreams now take place in a realistic-ish environment
When you’re bald, sometimes you think “I hope a phrenologist would find me interesting.”
August 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When you’re bald, sometimes you think “I hope a phrenologist would find me interesting.”
I’m not going to claim to fully understand the art happening in My Melody & Keromi but it does give me hope for the future.
August 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m not going to claim to fully understand the art happening in My Melody & Keromi but it does give me hope for the future.
Does anyone in this house know that lights also turn off?
August 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Does anyone in this house know that lights also turn off?
Often times, life feels like that moment when you’re eating spaghetti and you’ve only got half a noodle on the fork but you keep spinning and spinning hoping you’ll get something, because that’s how you told it works.
August 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Often times, life feels like that moment when you’re eating spaghetti and you’ve only got half a noodle on the fork but you keep spinning and spinning hoping you’ll get something, because that’s how you told it works.
Just curious, how are bot farms legal in any way? Like, in what sense is that a permissible enterprise? Not a funny post, just something to yell into the void
July 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just curious, how are bot farms legal in any way? Like, in what sense is that a permissible enterprise? Not a funny post, just something to yell into the void
Young, straight men need to learn and internalize that no means no. While we’re working on that, what if we built Wipe Out style gauntlets everywhere to help women evade predators?
April 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Young, straight men need to learn and internalize that no means no. While we’re working on that, what if we built Wipe Out style gauntlets everywhere to help women evade predators?
I’m on the verge of being 40 and I still actually know how big an acre is, and at this point I don’t have confidence I’ll ever learn.
April 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m on the verge of being 40 and I still actually know how big an acre is, and at this point I don’t have confidence I’ll ever learn.
Just heard someone on the local news say “well, Japan has cherry blossom season and we have groundhog’s day” and really, comparing their annual celebration of natural beauty to us blindly putting faith in an American rodent, who’s right less than 40% of the time, feels so accurate as a Calgarian.
March 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just heard someone on the local news say “well, Japan has cherry blossom season and we have groundhog’s day” and really, comparing their annual celebration of natural beauty to us blindly putting faith in an American rodent, who’s right less than 40% of the time, feels so accurate as a Calgarian.
Sometimes I wear a collared shirt, and my wife says “you look nice” and all I can think is “I look like 3 people stuffed into one persons shirt, and the one exposed head is unshaven and sickly pale… what else are you lying about?!”
February 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sometimes I wear a collared shirt, and my wife says “you look nice” and all I can think is “I look like 3 people stuffed into one persons shirt, and the one exposed head is unshaven and sickly pale… what else are you lying about?!”
What are other millennials doing for their mid life crisis? The only thing I can afford is crying alone in my deteriorating car and that just isn’t cutting it anymore.
January 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What are other millennials doing for their mid life crisis? The only thing I can afford is crying alone in my deteriorating car and that just isn’t cutting it anymore.
Christmas night, stoned, alone, snacking. See table, think, “this is how I die.” Have pause. Think “oh! Nice.”
December 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Christmas night, stoned, alone, snacking. See table, think, “this is how I die.” Have pause. Think “oh! Nice.”
I genuinely don’t know how this happened, and am perfectly okay with admitting my mistakes, but I do wish Blue Sky would put *less* bussomy anime princess art in my feed.
October 24, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I genuinely don’t know how this happened, and am perfectly okay with admitting my mistakes, but I do wish Blue Sky would put *less* bussomy anime princess art in my feed.
Note to my younger self: look, life’s hard. Real hard, all the time. But sometimes good things happen too! Inevitably though, those good things will become burdens. But don’t worry, you’ll get the dog you dreamed of, a perfect angel. And then she’ll get cancer and you’ll have to put her down.
August 13, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Note to my younger self: look, life’s hard. Real hard, all the time. But sometimes good things happen too! Inevitably though, those good things will become burdens. But don’t worry, you’ll get the dog you dreamed of, a perfect angel. And then she’ll get cancer and you’ll have to put her down.