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Alex
@alexanderjbond.bsky.social
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Gamer. Dog lover. Cat owner. LGBTQIA+ ally. All opinions my own.
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A very large, very angry, very disappointed emoji
August 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A looping gif from 1958 cartoon short "Robin Hood Daffy". Daffy Duck, a black anthropomorphic duck with an orange bill, is wearing a green and red outfit of vaguely fantasy-medieval style. He is attempting to swing down from a white tree limb on a rope in a Tarzan-like fashion, but is continuously striking another identical tree head on, before stumbling out onto the corresponding tree limb and swinging again, into the next tree. This is a modified loop - in the cartoon short, Daffy eventually reaches the ground after several impacts.
June 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh
A picture of a fuzzy blonde dog, taken from a rear-quarter angle that makes it look somewhat phallic. The hind legs form the scrotum, while the indented line around the collar suggest the head. The dog has its head down so its nose and ears are not immediately visible. Text screenshotted from Tumblr reads: whorem0anz: My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye crystalmeowth: I sat here laughing for like ten minutes stepchildofthesun: I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I'm all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING and then I realize he's just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CAN'T MAKE NOISE and I go: are you thinking about that damn penis dog again? him: *silently nodding while he claps like a [redacted slur] seal*
June 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Become a glove girlie?
A pair of hands, modeling gloves. The gloves are black and extend up to just below the elbow. They have black feather ruffles around the wrists, and glossy black talon-style fingernails attached to the fingertips.
January 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM