Alexander Beard
@alexanderbeardmd.bsky.social
Taquito off the hot dog rotator please
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Taquito off the hot dog rotator please
If you want to learn more, search on YouTube and there’s some people who post videos of themselves playing MTGO
September 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you want to learn more, search on YouTube and there’s some people who post videos of themselves playing MTGO
Can you recommend your favorite brand of BUN supplements?
July 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can you recommend your favorite brand of BUN supplements?
Can I get a few rounds of dialysis at the spa to give my kidneys a vacation?
July 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Can I get a few rounds of dialysis at the spa to give my kidneys a vacation?
“My landlord wanted me to have you on board”
June 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“My landlord wanted me to have you on board”
Slam dunk nephro consult if I ever heard one, I know it’s 2am don’t worry bro you can see this one in the morning
June 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Slam dunk nephro consult if I ever heard one, I know it’s 2am don’t worry bro you can see this one in the morning
One of my favorite during a rapid response “There was quite a commotion and I could not quite see what was going on. A silent prayer was offered.”
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One of my favorite during a rapid response “There was quite a commotion and I could not quite see what was going on. A silent prayer was offered.”
I want to go back to med school to publish a study “elevated troponin associated with all cause mortality” to pad my CV
May 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I want to go back to med school to publish a study “elevated troponin associated with all cause mortality” to pad my CV
Time to deny more care
May 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Time to deny more care
Every time you’re at an event, I’m a little worried. “Who’s making videos? Who will upload them? Am I going to have to start watching AOE2 content again?”
May 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Every time you’re at an event, I’m a little worried. “Who’s making videos? Who will upload them? Am I going to have to start watching AOE2 content again?”
It feels sort of egalitarian when the patient is wearing a blue elopement gown and I’m wearing blue scrubs.
April 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It feels sort of egalitarian when the patient is wearing a blue elopement gown and I’m wearing blue scrubs.
Start every hospitalist admission with at least 7 consults to start
April 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Start every hospitalist admission with at least 7 consults to start
You should be able to bill the insurance company directly for this time
February 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You should be able to bill the insurance company directly for this time
Nobody worries about getting sliced in twain on the elevator anymore!
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nobody worries about getting sliced in twain on the elevator anymore!
How much money would they have to offer you during this meeting to get a video where you’re like “actually insurance companies are doing a great job”
December 7, 2024 at 3:53 AM
How much money would they have to offer you during this meeting to get a video where you’re like “actually insurance companies are doing a great job”
I mean they’re just going to keep implementing soulless policies and there will inevitably be plenty that do not trigger enough public outrage to be reversed.
December 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I mean they’re just going to keep implementing soulless policies and there will inevitably be plenty that do not trigger enough public outrage to be reversed.