“Some call me ‘The Gangster of Love’” might be my favorite lie put to lyrical record.

Making friends with the scam texter.

Any time I open Facebook, the first post is always from someone crazy enough to have been banned from an improv theater.

I ended a relationship last night and I’m low on cash and it’s new Turnstile day so if you’re wondering how many times I’ve cried listening to “Never Enough” while making Trader Joe’s hash browns today, it’s two.

Brad Wenzel said it best

Please understand that if you consider yourself a centrist, I have a hard time seeing you as anything other than the cokehead coworker guy in Die Hard.

Bluesky: Choose topics you like so we can optimize your feed

Me: I like music, movies, art…

Bluesky: SEXY ANIMAL LADIES, YOU SAY?