“These were made for my family by a Boston silversmith named Paul Revere.”
#HeGaveHimTheKnife
#HeGaveHimTheKnife
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“These were made for my family by a Boston silversmith named Paul Revere.”
#HeGaveHimTheKnife
#HeGaveHimTheKnife
Never experienced anything more cliche than riding in an Uber through Boston as the driver turns up the volume on Sweet Caroline to tune out the angry honks of a semi he just cut off.
August 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Never experienced anything more cliche than riding in an Uber through Boston as the driver turns up the volume on Sweet Caroline to tune out the angry honks of a semi he just cut off.
Remember, folks: If you used AI to write your assignment for you, there’s probably an editor who’s been awake for 19 hours out there somewhere trying to untangle your faux-fessional gobbledygook slop and hates your fuckin guts.
August 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Remember, folks: If you used AI to write your assignment for you, there’s probably an editor who’s been awake for 19 hours out there somewhere trying to untangle your faux-fessional gobbledygook slop and hates your fuckin guts.
Amount of time unemployed before I started having conversations with my washing machine: 13 days.
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Amount of time unemployed before I started having conversations with my washing machine: 13 days.
Happy New Year?
@requiemforradio.bsky.social
@requiemforradio.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Happy New Year?
@requiemforradio.bsky.social
@requiemforradio.bsky.social
Guess who just tried to fuckin Free Solo her way up the bathroom wall for the second morning in a row.
December 10, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Guess who just tried to fuckin Free Solo her way up the bathroom wall for the second morning in a row.
I realize this is extremely silly, but Rory’s Chilton valedictorian speech still makes me a little teary.
November 30, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I realize this is extremely silly, but Rory’s Chilton valedictorian speech still makes me a little teary.
NO I DON’T WANT TO USE AI TO ORGANIZE MY BROWSER TABS, I DON’T WANT TO USE AI TO DO ANYTHING GET OUT OF HEREEEEEE
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
NO I DON’T WANT TO USE AI TO ORGANIZE MY BROWSER TABS, I DON’T WANT TO USE AI TO DO ANYTHING GET OUT OF HEREEEEEE
Love to wake up to the sounds of the roomba completely wrecking my shit
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Love to wake up to the sounds of the roomba completely wrecking my shit
Me: *bitching*
Husband: Is there anything I can do?
Me: Just…sacrifice me to whatever god will have me.
Husband: Is there anything I can do?
Me: Just…sacrifice me to whatever god will have me.
June 12, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Me: *bitching*
Husband: Is there anything I can do?
Me: Just…sacrifice me to whatever god will have me.
Husband: Is there anything I can do?
Me: Just…sacrifice me to whatever god will have me.
If you saw me in the BJ’s parking lot with snot running down my face, feral and tearing open the 48-pack of pop-tarts I bought so I could eat them on the drive home, no you didn’t.
February 23, 2024 at 10:05 PM
If you saw me in the BJ’s parking lot with snot running down my face, feral and tearing open the 48-pack of pop-tarts I bought so I could eat them on the drive home, no you didn’t.
As a sufferer of dumb bitch-itis, I just spent the last three and a half hours heating my office with my space heater instead of just turning on the heat.
November 20, 2023 at 4:52 PM
As a sufferer of dumb bitch-itis, I just spent the last three and a half hours heating my office with my space heater instead of just turning on the heat.
nm just eating the toast I planned to have for breakfast at 3 pm hbu
September 25, 2023 at 7:01 PM
nm just eating the toast I planned to have for breakfast at 3 pm hbu
Absolutely cannot recommend spiraling about your wedding seating chart while you’re trapped in an MRI scanner.
September 6, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Absolutely cannot recommend spiraling about your wedding seating chart while you’re trapped in an MRI scanner.
Before you agree to marry someone, make sure you listen to audiobooks at the same speed.
September 1, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Before you agree to marry someone, make sure you listen to audiobooks at the same speed.
Wearing my pajamas inside out and pouring an iced Dunkies down my toilet to get it to stop fucking raining in Boston.
August 22, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Wearing my pajamas inside out and pouring an iced Dunkies down my toilet to get it to stop fucking raining in Boston.