It’s times like these I’m grateful I’m just a Pom Puff. If I was a full ball, I fear my yarn would be furiously unraveling under the crushing weight of existence. #pompoms4peace #yarnlove

Like a weight loss app but for being a less shitty person. Be accountable and log every passive aggressive comment and sulking session. I try to limit myself to 5 a day. Hoping to feel the lightness of not being so shitty soon. #newyearsresolution

The great thing about being such a versatile craft item is that while many of my tinsel brothers and pine cone sisters are being packed up for the year, you never know when you are going to see a Pom Pom. Feeling extra thankful for that at this years end. #grateful #craft

One of my favorite things about the future is that a lot of older people are now sporting purple hair.

An app that helps you find community based on what race you would be in LOTR in conjunction with how you are handling the crushing weight of the apocolypse.

Possible names include screamingfriends or goodtimes4badtimes