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I know Mason meant well going in and it wasn't malicious and they're experiencing soul crushing, deep regret from what they've done, but also, WHAT THE FUCK MASON I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU
September 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I know Mason meant well going in and it wasn't malicious and they're experiencing soul crushing, deep regret from what they've done, but also, WHAT THE FUCK MASON I HATE YOU HOW DARE YOU
I overheard my conservative family members listening to Fox News earlier and they're STILL regurgitating the demonstrably false "He was a trans advocate who had transgender messages on his bullets and was likely LGBT" thing and I'm honestly starting to get legitimately concerned for my safety.
September 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I overheard my conservative family members listening to Fox News earlier and they're STILL regurgitating the demonstrably false "He was a trans advocate who had transgender messages on his bullets and was likely LGBT" thing and I'm honestly starting to get legitimately concerned for my safety.
A grand slam is literally the platonic ideal "Man's Man" American breakfast, all it's missing is a mug of black coffee and you'd have "alpha male" morons calling it the perfect meal for REAL MEN to eat, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
September 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A grand slam is literally the platonic ideal "Man's Man" American breakfast, all it's missing is a mug of black coffee and you'd have "alpha male" morons calling it the perfect meal for REAL MEN to eat, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
"Harrod creates a supertask" was not a bit I was expecting but I'll take it
August 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Harrod creates a supertask" was not a bit I was expecting but I'll take it
I'm sure by then Google's AI maps assistant will be powerful enough to give him the quickest possible route through the sewers so he doesn't have to leave his natural habitat.
July 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm sure by then Google's AI maps assistant will be powerful enough to give him the quickest possible route through the sewers so he doesn't have to leave his natural habitat.
why am i not even surprised the only way to get the US to break away from two-party politics is by the most insufferable centrists from both parties thinking people give even the slightest fuck what they have to say
July 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
why am i not even surprised the only way to get the US to break away from two-party politics is by the most insufferable centrists from both parties thinking people give even the slightest fuck what they have to say
Wait until they find out who George based the Rebellion and the Empire on!
June 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Wait until they find out who George based the Rebellion and the Empire on!
he didn't just bankrupt the one either, he bankrupted TWO, because he thought "one casino good, why not two?" opened a 2nd one nearby, and they both cannibalized eachothers' clientele, bankrupting both. what an incredible genius.
May 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
he didn't just bankrupt the one either, he bankrupted TWO, because he thought "one casino good, why not two?" opened a 2nd one nearby, and they both cannibalized eachothers' clientele, bankrupting both. what an incredible genius.
You have posted this mediocre response over 20 times in less than an hour, about half of which were in this thread alone. And you call US the bots?
May 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You have posted this mediocre response over 20 times in less than an hour, about half of which were in this thread alone. And you call US the bots?
I hope Trump falls down a flight of stairs and breaks every bone in his body and spends his final years trapped in a hospital bed unable to move and in unending, ceaseless agony. I don't like him either.
May 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I hope Trump falls down a flight of stairs and breaks every bone in his body and spends his final years trapped in a hospital bed unable to move and in unending, ceaseless agony. I don't like him either.
I don't find it hateful to feel indifferent when a man who sent billions in tax dollars to Israel for them to buy bombs to drop on hospitals and schools gets cancer. He denied millions of Palestinians the same care he's receiving by helping Israel blow up their only cancer specialist hospital.
May 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don't find it hateful to feel indifferent when a man who sent billions in tax dollars to Israel for them to buy bombs to drop on hospitals and schools gets cancer. He denied millions of Palestinians the same care he's receiving by helping Israel blow up their only cancer specialist hospital.
The only soulless one here is the guy who sponsored the genocide of Palestinians and bombing of Gaza so aggressively that even Israel themselves were like "Wow, this is an oddly smooth ride, shouldn't we have heard from the US by now?"
May 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The only soulless one here is the guy who sponsored the genocide of Palestinians and bombing of Gaza so aggressively that even Israel themselves were like "Wow, this is an oddly smooth ride, shouldn't we have heard from the US by now?"
We don't need that qualifier where we're going.
May 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We don't need that qualifier where we're going.
It's 100% gonna be Ferris.
May 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's 100% gonna be Ferris.
I don't know why but I'm completely blindsided by the fact Donald Trump exists in this universe. Also I need to know what species he is.
March 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't know why but I'm completely blindsided by the fact Donald Trump exists in this universe. Also I need to know what species he is.
Say whatever you want, but it's very impressive they made the first ever synthetic human being sculpted entirely out of Play-Doh.
March 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Say whatever you want, but it's very impressive they made the first ever synthetic human being sculpted entirely out of Play-Doh.
This reminds me that one of the big liberal talking points in the lead up to the election all the way until after the inauguration was "All that talk of extra funding for ICE and he didn't even deport as many innocent people as WE did during Biden's term! Ha, what a loser!"
March 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This reminds me that one of the big liberal talking points in the lead up to the election all the way until after the inauguration was "All that talk of extra funding for ICE and he didn't even deport as many innocent people as WE did during Biden's term! Ha, what a loser!"
If we're in a state where RONALD FUCKING REAGAN is our "Where have all the good men gone" Republican example, then we're truly beyond repair.
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If we're in a state where RONALD FUCKING REAGAN is our "Where have all the good men gone" Republican example, then we're truly beyond repair.
thank you for this, i dont think my heart would've recovered without a nice ending
February 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
thank you for this, i dont think my heart would've recovered without a nice ending
this is 9/11 for the creepiest uncles you know
February 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
this is 9/11 for the creepiest uncles you know
Are we really so desperate to dunk on Trump that we're propping up Nestlé now? Yeah I'm sure they do have a very diverse workforce, of child slaves in Africa that they use to harvest their cocoa.
February 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Are we really so desperate to dunk on Trump that we're propping up Nestlé now? Yeah I'm sure they do have a very diverse workforce, of child slaves in Africa that they use to harvest their cocoa.
I don't know if "remarkable" is the word I'd use to describe "Took a page from Mein Kampf".
January 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I don't know if "remarkable" is the word I'd use to describe "Took a page from Mein Kampf".
Honestly putting aside the obnoxious nasally teenage tone of the song, the theme is pretty relatable. Watching your childhood be slowly torn down and replaced by a bunch of chain stores and corporate garbage as everything centralized into a couple megacompanies is real as hell and sucks ass.
January 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Honestly putting aside the obnoxious nasally teenage tone of the song, the theme is pretty relatable. Watching your childhood be slowly torn down and replaced by a bunch of chain stores and corporate garbage as everything centralized into a couple megacompanies is real as hell and sucks ass.
I think feminism is a great cause with many great people behind it and I wouldn't mind if you included me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think feminism is a great cause with many great people behind it and I wouldn't mind if you included me.