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Alex Screen
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Vile Illustrator. Foe to all.

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"Your reward from the White House is to be thrown out the doors, just how there's no room for friendship on Robot Wars. BUH-BYE."
June 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I've decided to embrace the new millennium by taking up letter writing. These letters bearing the Corpus Porcus seal will be dispatched by raven across the various kingdoms of Europe.
May 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The cast of Frasier continues to thrive.
February 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you can't express your love with an arse face card this valentine's day, then what good are you as a lover?

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January 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
10 years ago today, THE PHRENOLOGIST was first dispatched unto a scientifically ignorant public. Now, their once flaccid skulls swell and pulsate with rich throbs of bonce knowledge, and all is a'right with the world.
January 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Your family and friends will shun you if you don't start buying Christmas cards right now. Why not buy these delightfully jowled arse cards from my online shop and placate their wrath?
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#Christmas #christmascards #santa #angel #arse #ass #bottom #griefunfathomable
November 15, 2024 at 12:21 PM
And what should I see whilst out a-walking? Bonnet de douche, Rodders; truly the stars have aligned.
November 14, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Finally, the algorithm is picking up stuff relevant to my interests.
November 8, 2024 at 3:49 PM
THE PHRENOLOGIST ISSUE FOUR: A work in progress. An examination of the future, who lives there, and the fates dealt to them by their massive heads.
November 8, 2024 at 1:08 PM
THE PHRENOLOGIST ISSUE THREE: Further dispatches from the cutting edge of science.
November 8, 2024 at 1:01 PM
THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA:
Illuminated icons for the world's most famous hotdog bun-abstaining religion.
November 8, 2024 at 1:00 PM
STRANGLING KOJAK: A zine about the perils of onanism.
November 8, 2024 at 12:57 PM
THE PHRENOLOGIST ISSUE ONE:
A pure, scientific examination of the skulls of our nation's newspaper readers.
November 8, 2024 at 12:55 PM
November 7, 2024 at 9:47 PM
TRUE BLOKE CHAPTER ONE:
Pages from my upcoming comic, True Bloke - a satirical black comedy about gender, fascism, and the culture wars. It's got loads of willies in it.
November 7, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Speaking of arseholes, why not avail yourself of these fundament-al greeting cards, all available through my online shop! The perfect gift for your best friend or bitterest foe. Don't delay, buy today!

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November 7, 2024 at 6:46 PM