Not Your Goth Girlfriend
@alex-online.bsky.social
Worlds Smallest Pussy first alternate
I am your boyfriend’s sleep paralysis demon
She/He/They/Whatever
I am your boyfriend’s sleep paralysis demon
She/He/They/Whatever
A beautiful Mother’s Day gift!!
May 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A beautiful Mother’s Day gift!!
Alimony bell grande
April 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Alimony bell grande
This is the first time studying improv has ever had a positive outcome.
February 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is the first time studying improv has ever had a positive outcome.
I was there tonight! The emergency break was SCARY.
January 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was there tonight! The emergency break was SCARY.
The indoor cigarette is really doing it for me.
January 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The indoor cigarette is really doing it for me.
Lust is technically a Sin. Please be so careful.
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Lust is technically a Sin. Please be so careful.
Me after poppers in the club at 2am.
January 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Me after poppers in the club at 2am.
Secretariat would be sooo mad if he heard you saying this.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Secretariat would be sooo mad if he heard you saying this.
“He gotta eat the booty like groceries” - this was actually a commentary on our collapsing economy.
January 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“He gotta eat the booty like groceries” - this was actually a commentary on our collapsing economy.
I’m listening 2 u queen ❤️🔥
January 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’m listening 2 u queen ❤️🔥
Dinner makes me horny all by its self. David Lynch didn’t need to do all that. Flop.
January 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Dinner makes me horny all by its self. David Lynch didn’t need to do all that. Flop.