Alex Thomas
@alex-of-thomas.bsky.social
writer in The New Republic, Politico Mag, The Daily Beast, Playboy
full support for the west coast bodega cat
October 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
full support for the west coast bodega cat
kind of an absurdly obvious line to have to draw, but sometimes politicians will vote against a bill because it doesn’t include language they do want, not because it includes language they don’t want
September 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
kind of an absurdly obvious line to have to draw, but sometimes politicians will vote against a bill because it doesn’t include language they do want, not because it includes language they don’t want
finally reading the Loomer deposition and it strikes me that Larry Klayman has the legal presence of Buster Bluth
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
finally reading the Loomer deposition and it strikes me that Larry Klayman has the legal presence of Buster Bluth
the NYT is just fucking with us at this point
June 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the NYT is just fucking with us at this point
strapped and ready baby
April 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
strapped and ready baby
a huge crowd at the Bernie rally in LA today. a very music festival-ish feel to the crowd
April 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
a huge crowd at the Bernie rally in LA today. a very music festival-ish feel to the crowd
ah, thanks for clearing that up AP. was wondering what their deal was with this guy.
March 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ah, thanks for clearing that up AP. was wondering what their deal was with this guy.
me, suddenly realizing I’m the only one not in the group chat
March 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
me, suddenly realizing I’m the only one not in the group chat
only thing weirder than the pink Costco casket is the ‘customers also bought’ suggestion
March 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
only thing weirder than the pink Costco casket is the ‘customers also bought’ suggestion
hey maybe just don’t fuck this guy
February 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
hey maybe just don’t fuck this guy
happy saint valentine’s day. here is his skull.
February 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
happy saint valentine’s day. here is his skull.
he looks like a character from that show where they start a men’s nudey mag
February 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
he looks like a character from that show where they start a men’s nudey mag
well this aged terrifyingly well
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
well this aged terrifyingly well
look, I agree that Elon will probably bankroll primaries. but there's also a good chance he convinces Trump to run a cybertruck or one of his bartending robots as the GOP senate nominee in Iowa.
January 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
look, I agree that Elon will probably bankroll primaries. but there's also a good chance he convinces Trump to run a cybertruck or one of his bartending robots as the GOP senate nominee in Iowa.
a really inspiring operation here in Pasadena (this is a fraction of the donations)
January 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
a really inspiring operation here in Pasadena (this is a fraction of the donations)
dig the office view
January 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
dig the office view
in my basic phase
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 AM
in my basic phase
naw man we always get it right.
December 28, 2024 at 5:09 PM
naw man we always get it right.
wife: for Christmas you can build us a new bookshelf and paint it any color you want
me:
me:
December 27, 2024 at 2:36 AM
wife: for Christmas you can build us a new bookshelf and paint it any color you want
me:
me:
santa is the patron saint of brewers and thieves. would definitely have a beer with this dude
December 25, 2024 at 4:50 AM
santa is the patron saint of brewers and thieves. would definitely have a beer with this dude
damn. imagine your house ethics report leaking and discovering that even the prostitutes were like “ugh I don’t wanna hang with matt gaetz & co.”
December 23, 2024 at 7:55 PM
damn. imagine your house ethics report leaking and discovering that even the prostitutes were like “ugh I don’t wanna hang with matt gaetz & co.”
ain’t even ashamed of it
December 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
ain’t even ashamed of it