*Stares at my reflection in the mirror*

"New year, new me, new year, new me..."

*Peels back flesh suit to reveal the eldritch horror beneath*

"Ñ̵̪̅̃͑́̐̇͠ẽ̶̖̈́̊̍ͅw̸̧͖̰̤̮̮̿͒̆̄ ̷͓͓̲̫͓̪̱̽͝y̷̤̖̬͗̈́̓ë̵͙́̋̌̈͠͠͝ͅa̸͓̕r̷͈̜̫̮̹̥̔̌̊̆͑͊̒͜͠,̶͇̿̇́ ̵̙́̿̽͗͝ǹ̵ͅȇ̶̘̱̖̬̺̳̇̄̉̕͝w̵͇̲̍͗̃̅͑̚͝ ̵̱͉̮̿͋̿ṁ̴͚̖̞͎͎̞̕͜e̴͔̫̞̔̃͜ͅ,̷̩̰̬̺͑ ̶̪͈̋n̸̛̯̳̜̫͉̆̿̔̓͝ȩ̴̩̘͎̞̱͆̔͒͜w̷͙̺̭͓̙͔͍͌̚͠ ̷̞̠̜̯̮̪͌̈́̒͊̈͆̓́y̶͈͚͂̃̏̒͊̐̐͝e̸͚̾̀̐͌̏ą̷̮̳͕̈́͊̒̆̇̓͌̌r̸̞̬̤̗͇͛,̴̼͓̔͆̊̓̋̾͝ͅ ̷̣͚̗̰͔͉̤̏n̸̪̪̥͕̫̭͎̋̚͝e̸̡̛̲̤̪̬͂̄̾̍͠ẅ̶̩͕́̓̿͌̕ ̷̼̣̗̹̰̽͒̓̕͝ͅͅm̸̢̡̢͎̗̗̌́̈́͌̀̐ḙ̷̛̿̈́̆́.̷̥̝͕̣͎̰͘͜.̸̢̡̙̻̞̬̅̚.̴̙̬̯͎͉̼̇͋͐̇̚"

at the point where i have to talk myself out buying a 40 pound coach and a subsequent 30 pound coach just to go to london and watch nickel boys which is not playing anywhere remotely close to me boooooo

i didn't like wicked

all this talk about the Wicked movie is a lot for me to handle as someone who hung out with theater kids in high school when Wicked was big on Broadway