Teetering on the brink, no cap

Oh to be but a powerful feudal lord with huge tracts of land and providing your silly little peasants working your manor with universal healthcare and disaster relief insurance options

Someone needs to write me a big fat giant novelty cheque for like AT LEAST a significant amount of money

Man vs world but the man is hp lovecraft and oh my god help an ethnicity looked at him that one time now he's going to die oh god on no there's slime now

You can be my franz kafka (anxiety & self-sacrifice), i can be your joseph roth (alcoholism)

Man vs world except the man is franz kafka and the world is, well, I shan't say

The only reason I'm not an anarchist is that I loooove bureaucracy, i loooove waiting for appointments, i looove filling out forms, i love you paperwork❤️

Oh it's always "The Fog is coming" this and "The time or reckoning is nigh" that, but like,,
Babe, where is it??
Please stop teasing and bring on The Fog now!!!

Plagued by horrid visions of what's to come from god

Omg babe, have you heard about The Fog??? it's coming

Cool idea: horse-drawn airplane