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Bathroom lighting was being kind today 😌
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Bathroom lighting was being kind today 😌
Twirling around in my living room to La Perla instead of getting ready for work
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Twirling around in my living room to La Perla instead of getting ready for work
I have coffee, granola, and a burning vendetta against winter wonderland powering me today
We’ll see how far I get
We’ll see how far I get
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I have coffee, granola, and a burning vendetta against winter wonderland powering me today
We’ll see how far I get
We’ll see how far I get
If my tendons could stop being little bitches that would be great
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
If my tendons could stop being little bitches that would be great
I am awake
But at what cost..?
But at what cost..?
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I am awake
But at what cost..?
But at what cost..?
Now that I can use a Pec Deck without fucking my shoulder I’m using it twice a week 😌
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Now that I can use a Pec Deck without fucking my shoulder I’m using it twice a week 😌
I’ve just remembered that Winter Wonderland opens tomorrow and now I’m ready to jump
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ve just remembered that Winter Wonderland opens tomorrow and now I’m ready to jump
Sitting in a meeting that could very much be a multi page pdf…
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sitting in a meeting that could very much be a multi page pdf…
I NEED IT!!!
Dbrand announces Companion Cube for Steam Machine, coming in 2026 buff.ly/vPuJr5E
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I NEED IT!!!
Legs have been legged 🦵🏻
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Legs have been legged 🦵🏻
I haven’t slept that well in so long omg
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I haven’t slept that well in so long omg
I’ve had a shower and I still smell of debauchery 🤭🫣
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve had a shower and I still smell of debauchery 🤭🫣
I was a brave boy at the dentist and was told I need to floss more 🦷
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I was a brave boy at the dentist and was told I need to floss more 🦷
I’ve had a martini and a beer over the course of this dinner and I’m already tipsy
Yet I drank a whole bottle of wine the other week with nothing and was fine????
Yet I drank a whole bottle of wine the other week with nothing and was fine????
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve had a martini and a beer over the course of this dinner and I’m already tipsy
Yet I drank a whole bottle of wine the other week with nothing and was fine????
Yet I drank a whole bottle of wine the other week with nothing and was fine????
Someone is playing the piano in this restaurant which is lovely but it is in desperate need of tuning my god
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Someone is playing the piano in this restaurant which is lovely but it is in desperate need of tuning my god
I have to go to Westfield today
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have to go to Westfield today
Breasting boobily after push day 😌
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Breasting boobily after push day 😌
The way my gym has 6 squat racks which are never all be used but has one smith machine always in use… like replace one with another one???
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The way my gym has 6 squat racks which are never all be used but has one smith machine always in use… like replace one with another one???
You can ask someone who’s been using a machine for 25 mins how long they have left on it and they will look at you like you’ve asked them to kill their own mother jfc grow up this isn’t your own personal gym..
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
You can ask someone who’s been using a machine for 25 mins how long they have left on it and they will look at you like you’ve asked them to kill their own mother jfc grow up this isn’t your own personal gym..
Bulgarians build the best bakeries 😌
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bulgarians build the best bakeries 😌
Ughhhhh I have to go to the gym I cannot be ARSED 😤
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ughhhhh I have to go to the gym I cannot be ARSED 😤
In the last 48 hours
I have spent 24 of them at work.
The 12 today I was by myself.
I have spent 24 of them at work.
The 12 today I was by myself.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In the last 48 hours
I have spent 24 of them at work.
The 12 today I was by myself.
I have spent 24 of them at work.
The 12 today I was by myself.
It’s now time to relax with my favourite show:
“Middle Aged women screaming at each other over something minor for 40 minutes” pt. 629
“Middle Aged women screaming at each other over something minor for 40 minutes” pt. 629
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s now time to relax with my favourite show:
“Middle Aged women screaming at each other over something minor for 40 minutes” pt. 629
“Middle Aged women screaming at each other over something minor for 40 minutes” pt. 629
No YOU want a sexy lace-y little dressing gown to swish about in 😤
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
No YOU want a sexy lace-y little dressing gown to swish about in 😤
Meredith Marks as Apple Music’s DJ of the month is not something I thought I’d read as a sentence
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Meredith Marks as Apple Music’s DJ of the month is not something I thought I’d read as a sentence