Alex
@alex-chienne.bsky.social
Limp wrist, hair flick, creme de la creme 🏳️🌈 he/him
Auckland, NZ
Auckland, NZ
First day of summer we made it girls
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
First day of summer we made it girls
You don’t need to yell on your phone in the lounge.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You don’t need to yell on your phone in the lounge.
That woman singing along to the Tate concert in full opera mode scratches my brain so satisfactorily
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
That woman singing along to the Tate concert in full opera mode scratches my brain so satisfactorily
I can’t believe I accidentally saw someone getting murdered on the tl today
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can’t believe I accidentally saw someone getting murdered on the tl today
One drink is too much but 10 isn’t nearly enough
August 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
One drink is too much but 10 isn’t nearly enough
Mummy needs her special juice.
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Mummy needs her special juice.
This sauv is so crunchy
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This sauv is so crunchy
I am sickened by what I see everyday out of Gaza. It’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bed.
August 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I am sickened by what I see everyday out of Gaza. It’s the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about before going to bed.
Where has the rest of the wine bottle gone 🤔
August 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Where has the rest of the wine bottle gone 🤔
Just bought a house lol
July 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Just bought a house lol
It gets on my goat so much that these gays we know adopted a cat and a dog maybe a year ago, now deciding that they want to quit their jobs to travel but are just getting rid of the pets.
June 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It gets on my goat so much that these gays we know adopted a cat and a dog maybe a year ago, now deciding that they want to quit their jobs to travel but are just getting rid of the pets.
Waking up to the Musk/Trump fight has filled me with glee.
June 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Waking up to the Musk/Trump fight has filled me with glee.
How will I ever go back to 48F
June 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
How will I ever go back to 48F
Have we ever seen Trump laugh? Like actually laugh. Smiles sure, but I can’t recall him ever actually laughing.
May 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Have we ever seen Trump laugh? Like actually laugh. Smiles sure, but I can’t recall him ever actually laughing.
Airports I beg of you, put taps with buttons in. I’m sick of trying to turn the water on by waving my hand under a sensor like I’m doing tai chi.
May 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Airports I beg of you, put taps with buttons in. I’m sick of trying to turn the water on by waving my hand under a sensor like I’m doing tai chi.
I’ve perfected the buffet waddle on this trip.
May 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I’ve perfected the buffet waddle on this trip.
I’m very much enjoying this “three mimosas for breakfast” habit in Spain
May 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’m very much enjoying this “three mimosas for breakfast” habit in Spain
The Spanish looked at me like I was insane when I asked if all the reds were refrigerated.
May 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Spanish looked at me like I was insane when I asked if all the reds were refrigerated.
If you got married a year ago, I don’t need to see your wedding photos again.
May 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you got married a year ago, I don’t need to see your wedding photos again.
No tan lines in Crete 🍑
May 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No tan lines in Crete 🍑