Alewife Stop & Shop
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Centrally located to disappoint Somerville, Arlington, Cambridge and Medford!!
We can help with that!
Centrally located to disappoint Somerville, Arlington, Cambridge and Medford!!
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Psst.
That irrationally large shopping cart right at the front door?
It’s wheel that has been broken since I was Johnny’s Foodmaster!
Good luck shoppers
That irrationally large shopping cart right at the front door?
It’s wheel that has been broken since I was Johnny’s Foodmaster!
Good luck shoppers
Hey Somerville!
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia is here!
What’s that in your shopping basket?
a.) Grape from July
b.) Blackberry from August
c.) Lettuce from Johnny’s Foodmaster
d.) Something from an animal
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia is here!
What’s that in your shopping basket?
a.) Grape from July
b.) Blackberry from August
c.) Lettuce from Johnny’s Foodmaster
d.) Something from an animal
February 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hey Somerville!
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia is here!
What’s that in your shopping basket?
a.) Grape from July
b.) Blackberry from August
c.) Lettuce from Johnny’s Foodmaster
d.) Something from an animal
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia is here!
What’s that in your shopping basket?
a.) Grape from July
b.) Blackberry from August
c.) Lettuce from Johnny’s Foodmaster
d.) Something from an animal
Hey Somerville!
You know that 6-pack of Bounty you’ve bought here every week for the past 15 years?
We’ve decided not to carry that anymore!
Try one of our convenient 2 or 50-packs instead!
You know that 6-pack of Bounty you’ve bought here every week for the past 15 years?
We’ve decided not to carry that anymore!
Try one of our convenient 2 or 50-packs instead!
January 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hey Somerville!
You know that 6-pack of Bounty you’ve bought here every week for the past 15 years?
We’ve decided not to carry that anymore!
Try one of our convenient 2 or 50-packs instead!
You know that 6-pack of Bounty you’ve bought here every week for the past 15 years?
We’ve decided not to carry that anymore!
Try one of our convenient 2 or 50-packs instead!
Hey Somerville!
We have the produce that other stores won’t accept!
Come on in!
We have the produce that other stores won’t accept!
Come on in!
January 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hey Somerville!
We have the produce that other stores won’t accept!
Come on in!
We have the produce that other stores won’t accept!
Come on in!
Hey Somerville!
Did you know that our aisles are actually narrower than Somerville Market Basket?
And our carts are the largest in all of New England!!!
Have fun shoppers!
Did you know that our aisles are actually narrower than Somerville Market Basket?
And our carts are the largest in all of New England!!!
Have fun shoppers!
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey Somerville!
Did you know that our aisles are actually narrower than Somerville Market Basket?
And our carts are the largest in all of New England!!!
Have fun shoppers!
Did you know that our aisles are actually narrower than Somerville Market Basket?
And our carts are the largest in all of New England!!!
Have fun shoppers!
Hey #Somerville !!
Let’s keep expectations in check, don’t come in here looking for gourmet food like boxed ziti.
Whatever weird whole wheat pasta we got? Thats what we got!
Don’t ask.
Thank you!
Let’s keep expectations in check, don’t come in here looking for gourmet food like boxed ziti.
Whatever weird whole wheat pasta we got? Thats what we got!
Don’t ask.
Thank you!
January 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hey #Somerville !!
Let’s keep expectations in check, don’t come in here looking for gourmet food like boxed ziti.
Whatever weird whole wheat pasta we got? Thats what we got!
Don’t ask.
Thank you!
Let’s keep expectations in check, don’t come in here looking for gourmet food like boxed ziti.
Whatever weird whole wheat pasta we got? Thats what we got!
Don’t ask.
Thank you!
January 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
December 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Hello #Somerville #Cambridge #Arlington and #Medford!!
This weeks Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
When will that lady’s grocery bag rip itself to shreds?
a.) In the parking lot
b.) In the car/trunk
c.) Her driveway
This weeks Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
When will that lady’s grocery bag rip itself to shreds?
a.) In the parking lot
b.) In the car/trunk
c.) Her driveway
December 10, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Hello #Somerville #Cambridge #Arlington and #Medford!!
This weeks Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
When will that lady’s grocery bag rip itself to shreds?
a.) In the parking lot
b.) In the car/trunk
c.) Her driveway
This weeks Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
When will that lady’s grocery bag rip itself to shreds?
a.) In the parking lot
b.) In the car/trunk
c.) Her driveway
We keep our self-checkout scale sensitivity set to “eye contact” to ensure the most unpleasant experience!
December 5, 2024 at 3:03 AM
We keep our self-checkout scale sensitivity set to “eye contact” to ensure the most unpleasant experience!
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What stores have depressing vibes?
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
What stores have depressing vibes?
Hello #Somerville!
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia:
Why are my shopping carts so big?
A.) That’s what Johnny’s Foodmaster left here
B.) We hate you
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia:
Why are my shopping carts so big?
A.) That’s what Johnny’s Foodmaster left here
B.) We hate you
November 29, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Hello #Somerville!
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia:
Why are my shopping carts so big?
A.) That’s what Johnny’s Foodmaster left here
B.) We hate you
This week’s Alewife Stop and Shop Trivia:
Why are my shopping carts so big?
A.) That’s what Johnny’s Foodmaster left here
B.) We hate you
BWAH HA HA HA
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 AM
BWAH HA HA HA
I bet you NEVER thought you’d miss Johnny’s Foodmaster!
November 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I bet you NEVER thought you’d miss Johnny’s Foodmaster!
Good Morning #Somerville!
This week’s Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
What aisle is that smell coming from?
Hint: Just because it smells like spoiled milk doesn’t mean it’s the dairy aisle.
This week’s Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
What aisle is that smell coming from?
Hint: Just because it smells like spoiled milk doesn’t mean it’s the dairy aisle.
November 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Good Morning #Somerville!
This week’s Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
What aisle is that smell coming from?
Hint: Just because it smells like spoiled milk doesn’t mean it’s the dairy aisle.
This week’s Alewife Stop & Shop Trivia:
What aisle is that smell coming from?
Hint: Just because it smells like spoiled milk doesn’t mean it’s the dairy aisle.
Please don’t tell me this person is looking for name brands?
November 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Please don’t tell me this person is looking for name brands?
Look at this guy, coming in to get BOTH Milk AND Sugar?
Hope he likes Splenda!
Hope he likes Splenda!
November 18, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Look at this guy, coming in to get BOTH Milk AND Sugar?
Hope he likes Splenda!
Hope he likes Splenda!
November 17, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Psst.
That irrationally large shopping cart right at the front door?
It’s wheel that has been broken since I was Johnny’s Foodmaster!
Good luck shoppers
That irrationally large shopping cart right at the front door?
It’s wheel that has been broken since I was Johnny’s Foodmaster!
Good luck shoppers
November 17, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Psst.
That irrationally large shopping cart right at the front door?
It’s wheel that has been broken since I was Johnny’s Foodmaster!
Good luck shoppers
That irrationally large shopping cart right at the front door?
It’s wheel that has been broken since I was Johnny’s Foodmaster!
Good luck shoppers