alessandra666.bsky.social
@alessandra666.bsky.social
Star Trek = Autism
Star Wars = ADHD
April 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
There’s has to be a direct correlation between bland home decor and the rise of fascism.
April 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So is traffic gonna be more chill this weekend in LA because of #Coachella ?
April 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you need me over the next few days, you actually don’t. 😭 #whitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Who else spent April Fools getting totally played by the universe?
April 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It’s cute watching Gen Z discover Brandon Boyd in real time.
March 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Participating in tomorrow’s national economic boycott is easy when you’re broke as fuck.
February 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Cooking a meal in your new apartment is a feeling that’s is unmatched.
February 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If SSRIs are addictive, then explain to me why I need to set a reminder everyday to take them.
February 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I want a coffee so dark that with every sip, I stare into the abyss - and it stares back.
February 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted
Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.

Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
February 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Vibrator died, now I have to lead a revolution to overthrow the government.
February 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“Breaking News” no, please stop.
January 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Just saw some girls doing TikTok dances in the rain at the Grove, Los Angeles is healing.
January 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Not another goddamn social media app. 🫠
January 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM