Alese Watson-Johnson
@alesewj.bsky.social
Director of The Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe, PROfessional HEROic WASHing Machine, and an unapologetic chocoholic. Anyone who says you spend too much time in the garden can just grow away.
There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all.
Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail?
Same feeling here. 🌱
Same feeling here. 🌱
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail?
Same feeling here. 🌱
Same feeling here. 🌱
We’ve had a warm Autumn in north Texas, so the Morning Glory is still covered with blooms.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We’ve had a warm Autumn in north Texas, so the Morning Glory is still covered with blooms.
Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it!
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it!
While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week.
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week.
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱
Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱
November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show!
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show!
If I had harvested a day or two earlier, I wouldn’t have had to cut it out from between the bars.
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If I had harvested a day or two earlier, I wouldn’t have had to cut it out from between the bars.
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fashion designer. While this is less haute couture and more haute dog, I’m still really happy with how they came out! @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fashion designer. While this is less haute couture and more haute dog, I’m still really happy with how they came out! @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social
If you didn’t know already, @ericvale.bsky.social is a very funny man, and will be funny on stage this weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson, TX! #EricVale #OnePiece #DBZ #MyHero
August 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you didn’t know already, @ericvale.bsky.social is a very funny man, and will be funny on stage this weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson, TX! #EricVale #OnePiece #DBZ #MyHero
It’s me! I’ve learned how to make a hot dog costume! And most of my lines! Show runs August 15th-17th!
August 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It’s me! I’ve learned how to make a hot dog costume! And most of my lines! Show runs August 15th-17th!
🎤 LIVE COMEDY SHOW ALERT
🕺 Sketches. 🎭 Characters. 🌭 Existential Hot Dogs.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll say, “Why am I emotionally invested in a sentient bratwurst?” And honestly, same.
Tickets:
www.onthestage.tickets/show/the-cor...
#comedy #dallasfunny #sketchcomedy #dallasevents
🕺 Sketches. 🎭 Characters. 🌭 Existential Hot Dogs.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll say, “Why am I emotionally invested in a sentient bratwurst?” And honestly, same.
Tickets:
www.onthestage.tickets/show/the-cor...
#comedy #dallasfunny #sketchcomedy #dallasevents
July 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🎤 LIVE COMEDY SHOW ALERT
🕺 Sketches. 🎭 Characters. 🌭 Existential Hot Dogs.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll say, “Why am I emotionally invested in a sentient bratwurst?” And honestly, same.
Tickets:
www.onthestage.tickets/show/the-cor...
#comedy #dallasfunny #sketchcomedy #dallasevents
🕺 Sketches. 🎭 Characters. 🌭 Existential Hot Dogs.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll say, “Why am I emotionally invested in a sentient bratwurst?” And honestly, same.
Tickets:
www.onthestage.tickets/show/the-cor...
#comedy #dallasfunny #sketchcomedy #dallasevents
Covered the old greenhouse frame in netting, hoping that the loofah and squash will shade the tomatoes from the worst of the Texas heat. 🌱 #Zone8b
June 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Covered the old greenhouse frame in netting, hoping that the loofah and squash will shade the tomatoes from the worst of the Texas heat. 🌱 #Zone8b
Pickles coming soon!
June 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Pickles coming soon!
First time growing petunias from seed, and they did not disappoint! This is superbissima giant rose, sewn indoors Feb. 19. 🌱🌵
May 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
First time growing petunias from seed, and they did not disappoint! This is superbissima giant rose, sewn indoors Feb. 19. 🌱🌵
My first blue Hubbard squash! 🌱
May 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My first blue Hubbard squash! 🌱
I swear Breck’s goes harder on their advertising when it’s raining.
Or
How I justified ordering six lipstick blond hostas. 🌱🌵
Or
How I justified ordering six lipstick blond hostas. 🌱🌵
May 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I swear Breck’s goes harder on their advertising when it’s raining.
Or
How I justified ordering six lipstick blond hostas. 🌱🌵
Or
How I justified ordering six lipstick blond hostas. 🌱🌵
Turns out there are 2 of them, and watching them watch me is my new favorite hobby!
May 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Turns out there are 2 of them, and watching them watch me is my new favorite hobby!
We have a baby owl!!!
May 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We have a baby owl!!!
The prettiest things in the yard today- oak leaf hydrangeas. 🌱
April 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The prettiest things in the yard today- oak leaf hydrangeas. 🌱
Love these little dudes!
April 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Love these little dudes!
Table planters with ice plants > table ice buckets. 🌱🌵
April 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Table planters with ice plants > table ice buckets. 🌱🌵
Had no blooms on the irises last year, but this year they’re covered! 🌱🌵
April 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Had no blooms on the irises last year, but this year they’re covered! 🌱🌵