Ale 🇵🇷🍉
@alesanti.bsky.social
had a great day even though i forgot to eat and i had a bad dream. he/him
slightly unrelated, one time I went out to get cubanos with a friend and he paid so I zelled him $13 for “cubano” and my bank put the transaction under investigation and I had to call them and explain to them that I was referring to a sandwich
i’ll truly never get over how insane it was that there was almost a pedophile attorney general who was caught years ago sending money to children with statements like “being my friend”
November 29, 2024 at 5:28 AM
slightly unrelated, one time I went out to get cubanos with a friend and he paid so I zelled him $13 for “cubano” and my bank put the transaction under investigation and I had to call them and explain to them that I was referring to a sandwich
the sun setting before 8pm should be illegal
November 25, 2024 at 11:07 PM
the sun setting before 8pm should be illegal
Rauw Alejandro lookalike contest in Miami 😭
November 22, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Rauw Alejandro lookalike contest in Miami 😭
i’m committed to hitting that booty consistent right regular 🙂↕️
November 22, 2024 at 3:56 PM
i’m committed to hitting that booty consistent right regular 🙂↕️
This makes the memes y’all make sound soooo much more plausible like girl what 😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
This makes the memes y’all make sound soooo much more plausible like girl what 😭
incredible things are happening in corporate america. just ate a cookie with a QR code on it
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
incredible things are happening in corporate america. just ate a cookie with a QR code on it
I feel like I’ve aged 3 years since this dropped wow 😲
November 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I feel like I’ve aged 3 years since this dropped wow 😲
omw to stream cosa nuestra once again
a man wearing a black t-shirt and a green hat is running down a street
ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt and a green hat is running down a street
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November 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
omw to stream cosa nuestra once again
completely ruined my sleep schedule this weekend. the balance was not respected I fear
a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings and making a funny face
Alt: a stressed Margaret Qualley, playing Sue in The Substance, nervously smiling
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November 19, 2024 at 6:35 AM
completely ruined my sleep schedule this weekend. the balance was not respected I fear
stood up till 3am trying to code a project, gave up, flipped off my light switch trying to go to bed only to spill a whole bottle of water all over my carpet, it made a loud thud and my downstairs neighbor hates me and files noise complaints for the smallest things
November 18, 2024 at 9:05 AM
stood up till 3am trying to code a project, gave up, flipped off my light switch trying to go to bed only to spill a whole bottle of water all over my carpet, it made a loud thud and my downstairs neighbor hates me and files noise complaints for the smallest things
oomfs in the chat talking about how flo milli’s musical topics make her less of a baddie…
a woman is sitting on a couch looking at her cell phone
Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch looking at her cell phone in shock
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November 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
oomfs in the chat talking about how flo milli’s musical topics make her less of a baddie…
LO BUENO DE ESTAR SOLO
ES QUE PUEDE' HACER DE TODO
Y NADIE NADA TE PUEDE DECIR
ES QUE PUEDE' HACER DE TODO
Y NADIE NADA TE PUEDE DECIR
November 15, 2024 at 4:44 PM
LO BUENO DE ESTAR SOLO
ES QUE PUEDE' HACER DE TODO
Y NADIE NADA TE PUEDE DECIR
ES QUE PUEDE' HACER DE TODO
Y NADIE NADA TE PUEDE DECIR
WAIT the main feed is called the skyline THATS SO CUTTEE
a group of people are gathered in front of a building that says star on it
Alt: Olivia Wilde nodding with pride at a protest
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November 15, 2024 at 12:27 AM
WAIT the main feed is called the skyline THATS SO CUTTEE
does this app have a cute name for posts? Like is this a bluey? A skye? Let’s get the creatives in here
a man says let 's go to work people while standing in an office
Alt: a man says let's go to work people while standing in an office and wagging his finger
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November 15, 2024 at 12:22 AM
does this app have a cute name for posts? Like is this a bluey? A skye? Let’s get the creatives in here
Fire alarm went off today at work and this is exactly how I got out of my desk
November 15, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Fire alarm went off today at work and this is exactly how I got out of my desk
said “when will you wear wigs” to my coworkers and none of them got the joke
November 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
said “when will you wear wigs” to my coworkers and none of them got the joke