alephzero.bsky.social
@alephzero.bsky.social
They're really doing the "acktually it's ephebophilia" bit oh my dear god
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This algorithm fucking sucks dude
August 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
You ever heard of toxic positivity?
August 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The harvest is bountiful
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Every so often an image comes along and unlocks kinks I was entirely sure I did not have
August 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
June 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There is a very wide gap between "This thing makes me uncomfortable" and "People who like this thing should not be accepted in the community"

Noodle falls squarely in the latter category
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They never said it wasn't about fatal vore, that's why they said "mean vore" as a joke. Also it doesn't make their opinion any less terrible
June 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Who's getting the best head?
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Two important questions:
-Can they eat wizards to absorb their knowledge and magic?
-Are all the sounds they make actually just onomatopoeia written on their pages?
April 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Original Battletoads, utterly infamous
March 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yeah that's fair
February 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
No idea if that was the artist's intentions but you could make the argument
February 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Devil's advocate: It's possible they could just be saying that in a general motherly context and not referencing that they're an actual child. Kind of like a character saying "boy" or "girl" in an intimate or sexual context, it doesn't literally mean who they're saying that too is literally a child.
February 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It is genuinely embarrassing to share even a surface level political affiliation with people like you
January 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
yesh
December 31, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Bitrate did not do you any favors
December 20, 2024 at 4:41 AM
This place really is just left-wing facebook isn't it
December 19, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Going to get this framed
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 AM
This is why I fucking hate these center-left democratic party sycophants. Any amount of evil can be excused as long as its slightly less evil then what republicans did or might hypothetically do
Hunter belongs in jail, the fact he got pardoned before Assange or Snowden or a thousand others is absurd
December 2, 2024 at 2:30 AM
homophobic
December 2, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I aspire to be like him
November 27, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Tate might not have been the best example, but what I'm getting at is that your tweet is steeped in incel/alpha male/manosphere rhetoric just with the genders reversed
October 7, 2024 at 5:37 AM
That bitch would like caramel
October 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM