Max Cerrina
@alephnaught2tog.bsky.social
Queer, cat dad, nerd, developer. Passionate about ALL THE THINGS. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐿️ Autistic, ADHD, disabled, chronically ill.
Uh, thanks, Apple, this new update really. uh. improved things.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Uh, thanks, Apple, this new update really. uh. improved things.
Good morning from Marzipan!
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Good morning from Marzipan!
Extremely relatable
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Extremely relatable
Timeline cleanse!
Licorice enjoying the sunlamp this morning.
bonus: tummy AND leggie
Licorice enjoying the sunlamp this morning.
bonus: tummy AND leggie
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Timeline cleanse!
Licorice enjoying the sunlamp this morning.
bonus: tummy AND leggie
Licorice enjoying the sunlamp this morning.
bonus: tummy AND leggie
I was dreading the cause but it's the most amazing one -- someone made a list of cats who have food names 😍
Here's Licorice and Marzipan!
Here's Licorice and Marzipan!
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I was dreading the cause but it's the most amazing one -- someone made a list of cats who have food names 😍
Here's Licorice and Marzipan!
Here's Licorice and Marzipan!
These two are the absolute best of buddies and will not infrequently trot side-by-side at the exact same speed like a cartoon as they go round the house together.
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
These two are the absolute best of buddies and will not infrequently trot side-by-side at the exact same speed like a cartoon as they go round the house together.
Safari is the first screenshot, firefox is the second
(ignore the vertical line in the FF screenshot, that's a screen artifact on my end)
(ignore the vertical line in the FF screenshot, that's a screen artifact on my end)
October 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Safari is the first screenshot, firefox is the second
(ignore the vertical line in the FF screenshot, that's a screen artifact on my end)
(ignore the vertical line in the FF screenshot, that's a screen artifact on my end)
TODAY IS CPAP DAY
I took some screenshots of my current sleep stage data from my phone. It's WILD. I don't understand how I have been functioning at all, much less brain-wise.
You should be getting 10-20% deep sleep and 20-25% REM.
I took some screenshots of my current sleep stage data from my phone. It's WILD. I don't understand how I have been functioning at all, much less brain-wise.
You should be getting 10-20% deep sleep and 20-25% REM.
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
TODAY IS CPAP DAY
I took some screenshots of my current sleep stage data from my phone. It's WILD. I don't understand how I have been functioning at all, much less brain-wise.
You should be getting 10-20% deep sleep and 20-25% REM.
I took some screenshots of my current sleep stage data from my phone. It's WILD. I don't understand how I have been functioning at all, much less brain-wise.
You should be getting 10-20% deep sleep and 20-25% REM.
This morning I sat down, turned on my sun lamp, and very shortly one handsome black cat plopped himself down. Guess I can't work today.
(I extra love this photo because you can see the brown, especially on top of his head)
(I extra love this photo because you can see the brown, especially on top of his head)
September 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This morning I sat down, turned on my sun lamp, and very shortly one handsome black cat plopped himself down. Guess I can't work today.
(I extra love this photo because you can see the brown, especially on top of his head)
(I extra love this photo because you can see the brown, especially on top of his head)
Clearly, their work ethics have not improved.
September 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Clearly, their work ethics have not improved.
Now they're both just staring at me while I work and they laze about.
September 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Now they're both just staring at me while I work and they laze about.
Simply cannot work under these conditions. My coworkers are now completely blowing me and their duties off.
How am I supposed to work like this?!
How am I supposed to work like this?!
September 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Simply cannot work under these conditions. My coworkers are now completely blowing me and their duties off.
How am I supposed to work like this?!
How am I supposed to work like this?!
I'm having issues with this integration test and my coworker is simply refusing to help.
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm having issues with this integration test and my coworker is simply refusing to help.
Timeline cleanse!
Marzipan is extra snuggly and has been lounging on my desk like this all morning. It's so good. She's so good at telling when I need extra kittens
Marzipan is extra snuggly and has been lounging on my desk like this all morning. It's so good. She's so good at telling when I need extra kittens
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Timeline cleanse!
Marzipan is extra snuggly and has been lounging on my desk like this all morning. It's so good. She's so good at telling when I need extra kittens
Marzipan is extra snuggly and has been lounging on my desk like this all morning. It's so good. She's so good at telling when I need extra kittens
In case you, too, always think "Oops! All Berries" when you make a PR of nothing but tests:
September 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
In case you, too, always think "Oops! All Berries" when you make a PR of nothing but tests:
They need love, some more so than others, but nothing that some water and feeds and light won't fix.
Most of these are like 6 years old at this point, and the ones in sushi trays are 6yo props that came from an AirBnB near Atlanta (with permission)
Most of these are like 6 years old at this point, and the ones in sushi trays are 6yo props that came from an AirBnB near Atlanta (with permission)
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
They need love, some more so than others, but nothing that some water and feeds and light won't fix.
Most of these are like 6 years old at this point, and the ones in sushi trays are 6yo props that came from an AirBnB near Atlanta (with permission)
Most of these are like 6 years old at this point, and the ones in sushi trays are 6yo props that came from an AirBnB near Atlanta (with permission)
I come back to this over and over and over again.
I've never looked at the rest of the tumblr, but I use this and share it **constantly**.
I've never looked at the rest of the tumblr, but I use this and share it **constantly**.
September 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I come back to this over and over and over again.
I've never looked at the rest of the tumblr, but I use this and share it **constantly**.
I've never looked at the rest of the tumblr, but I use this and share it **constantly**.
Timeline cleanse!
Marzipan is a fabulous loaf and video game player.
Marzipan is a fabulous loaf and video game player.
September 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Timeline cleanse!
Marzipan is a fabulous loaf and video game player.
Marzipan is a fabulous loaf and video game player.
Here is Marzipan, refusing to let me work.
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Here is Marzipan, refusing to let me work.
Sorry folks, can't work today
September 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sorry folks, can't work today
My favorite part is that every single word is wrapped in a `span`.
like, it is perfectly possible to write good, semantic HTML in React and this is just beyond the pale (for any framework or pure HTML, obvs)
like, it is perfectly possible to write good, semantic HTML in React and this is just beyond the pale (for any framework or pure HTML, obvs)
August 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My favorite part is that every single word is wrapped in a `span`.
like, it is perfectly possible to write good, semantic HTML in React and this is just beyond the pale (for any framework or pure HTML, obvs)
like, it is perfectly possible to write good, semantic HTML in React and this is just beyond the pale (for any framework or pure HTML, obvs)
Miss Kitten is a big helper today.
August 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Miss Kitten is a big helper today.