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@aleph-314.bsky.social
Oh right, I'm sorry about that. I'll try not to let it happen again.
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Oh right, I'm sorry about that. I'll try not to let it happen again.
Same thing with xenomorphs. Them critters have straighter teeth than me without ever needing braces.
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Same thing with xenomorphs. Them critters have straighter teeth than me without ever needing braces.
Leo wearing the riding helmet is unreasonably cute. Also, honse
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Leo wearing the riding helmet is unreasonably cute. Also, honse
No one cares if you're not interested in dating and the associated activities. But the moment you identify that as a non-straight sexuality, everyone starts trying to "fix" you.
Though I think Jesus would technically be panromantic and polyamorous, considering he's marrying everyone in church.
Though I think Jesus would technically be panromantic and polyamorous, considering he's marrying everyone in church.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
No one cares if you're not interested in dating and the associated activities. But the moment you identify that as a non-straight sexuality, everyone starts trying to "fix" you.
Though I think Jesus would technically be panromantic and polyamorous, considering he's marrying everyone in church.
Though I think Jesus would technically be panromantic and polyamorous, considering he's marrying everyone in church.
My friends keep telling me that they don't hate me. Never been so happy to be proven wrong. ^w^
September 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My friends keep telling me that they don't hate me. Never been so happy to be proven wrong. ^w^
Why does your liver have three lobes?
September 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Why does your liver have three lobes?
As a wise YouTuber once said, "You can either die or you can die trying." <3
September 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
As a wise YouTuber once said, "You can either die or you can die trying." <3
OwO, notices your budget ^w^ (I'm sorry)
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
OwO, notices your budget ^w^ (I'm sorry)
Have you tried just believing harder?
Come on, pick an arbitrary belief system (specifically mine) and think about it so hard you forget you ever had the option of being unconvinced. It'll be fun.
Come on, pick an arbitrary belief system (specifically mine) and think about it so hard you forget you ever had the option of being unconvinced. It'll be fun.
August 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Have you tried just believing harder?
Come on, pick an arbitrary belief system (specifically mine) and think about it so hard you forget you ever had the option of being unconvinced. It'll be fun.
Come on, pick an arbitrary belief system (specifically mine) and think about it so hard you forget you ever had the option of being unconvinced. It'll be fun.
As an Emma, I find this concerning and YouTube should fix itself immediately
August 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
As an Emma, I find this concerning and YouTube should fix itself immediately
I just spent a solid twenty seconds trying to remember what the actual plural of gullible is before I realized
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I just spent a solid twenty seconds trying to remember what the actual plural of gullible is before I realized
I'll also point out that if the soul does reside in DNA, then severe radiation exposure can kill your soul. Meaning there would be a few days during which a person can look alive, talk, walk, and suffer; but have no soul, and therefore no human rights or something like that.
August 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'll also point out that if the soul does reside in DNA, then severe radiation exposure can kill your soul. Meaning there would be a few days during which a person can look alive, talk, walk, and suffer; but have no soul, and therefore no human rights or something like that.
"No, no, no. See, I'm actually listening to God and what the Bible says. Not like those other people who thought they were listening to God and what the Bible says."
August 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"No, no, no. See, I'm actually listening to God and what the Bible says. Not like those other people who thought they were listening to God and what the Bible says."
Only 8/10 dentists recommend that last one.
August 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Only 8/10 dentists recommend that last one.
"They're vaccinating your kids with the dental floss" sounds like it would be an outlandish conspiracy theory.
Good job, biomedical engineers. Yay, vaccines.
Good job, biomedical engineers. Yay, vaccines.
July 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"They're vaccinating your kids with the dental floss" sounds like it would be an outlandish conspiracy theory.
Good job, biomedical engineers. Yay, vaccines.
Good job, biomedical engineers. Yay, vaccines.
You're so slemptuous sometimes
July 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You're so slemptuous sometimes