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@alejandrocj.bsky.social
🇲🇽. Spanglish. Academic Work. Game dev news enjoyer. Science Stuff aficionado. Arte. Boxeo. MMA. Political takes at times (many?).
Los gringos se están volviendo locos.
May 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Los gringos se están volviendo locos.
A real post from the real white house.
LOL.
LOL.
May 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
A real post from the real white house.
LOL.
LOL.
Thought it was fake.
It was not.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was not.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
May 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thought it was fake.
It was not.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was not.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Happy easter.
April 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy easter.
Yeah, if this is how things are then this is how things are. It is about what I needed, I guess...
Go China. Do the thing.
Go China. Do the thing.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Yeah, if this is how things are then this is how things are. It is about what I needed, I guess...
Go China. Do the thing.
Go China. Do the thing.
We want tribute. Give it to us. It is for your own good. See. If the machine runs as intended, you, lowlife ratfuck bastard who must pay tribute, will be able to afford to use our magic monopoly money that you paid w your real money and have access to the global market.
You ratfuck.
You ratfuck.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
We want tribute. Give it to us. It is for your own good. See. If the machine runs as intended, you, lowlife ratfuck bastard who must pay tribute, will be able to afford to use our magic monopoly money that you paid w your real money and have access to the global market.
You ratfuck.
You ratfuck.
I mean...
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April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I mean...
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And because magic monopoly money is popular. It is what it is.
Literally: it IS what IT IS.
Don't fret over it. You ungrateful bitch. Just understand that you are being shaken down but it is for your own good in the end. Bitch. You have no way out of this hence why tariffs hurt only you, not me.
Literally: it IS what IT IS.
Don't fret over it. You ungrateful bitch. Just understand that you are being shaken down but it is for your own good in the end. Bitch. You have no way out of this hence why tariffs hurt only you, not me.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
And because magic monopoly money is popular. It is what it is.
Literally: it IS what IT IS.
Don't fret over it. You ungrateful bitch. Just understand that you are being shaken down but it is for your own good in the end. Bitch. You have no way out of this hence why tariffs hurt only you, not me.
Literally: it IS what IT IS.
Don't fret over it. You ungrateful bitch. Just understand that you are being shaken down but it is for your own good in the end. Bitch. You have no way out of this hence why tariffs hurt only you, not me.
Here is where you have it explained to you (you ungrateful bitch) how economists have it wrong. Why? Bc the U.S holds the enviable spot of being the sole provider of magic monopoly money that costs jack 2 print.
Those other rules? Those are for the plebs. Who love the magic monopoly money.
Those other rules? Those are for the plebs. Who love the magic monopoly money.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Here is where you have it explained to you (you ungrateful bitch) how economists have it wrong. Why? Bc the U.S holds the enviable spot of being the sole provider of magic monopoly money that costs jack 2 print.
Those other rules? Those are for the plebs. Who love the magic monopoly money.
Those other rules? Those are for the plebs. Who love the magic monopoly money.
NOW, these Mfers are shaking you down in a protection racket, straight telling you that you must now pay tribute for the right to pay tribute to them via buying magic monopoly money that costs jack 2 print.
You know... just write a check bro. To treasury. You bitch.
You know... just write a check bro. To treasury. You bitch.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
NOW, these Mfers are shaking you down in a protection racket, straight telling you that you must now pay tribute for the right to pay tribute to them via buying magic monopoly money that costs jack 2 print.
You know... just write a check bro. To treasury. You bitch.
You know... just write a check bro. To treasury. You bitch.
SO, they've been selling YOU magic monopoly money and IOUs that cost jack 2 print that u must hold on to, in order to trade globally, whereas you must work in order to produce stuff... to buy more magic monopoly money that costs jack 2print and... it is THEM doing U the favor.
Ungrateful bitch.
Ungrateful bitch.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
SO, they've been selling YOU magic monopoly money and IOUs that cost jack 2 print that u must hold on to, in order to trade globally, whereas you must work in order to produce stuff... to buy more magic monopoly money that costs jack 2print and... it is THEM doing U the favor.
Ungrateful bitch.
Ungrateful bitch.
LMAO, look at this goofy shit. 😂
At least they are upfront about it but this wackiness is just too rich.
You see... they ARE the real victims here.
At least they are upfront about it but this wackiness is just too rich.
You see... they ARE the real victims here.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
LMAO, look at this goofy shit. 😂
At least they are upfront about it but this wackiness is just too rich.
You see... they ARE the real victims here.
At least they are upfront about it but this wackiness is just too rich.
You see... they ARE the real victims here.
Finally! Someone taking a stand! I mean... I didn't know the murikans were pretty much saving humanity at the cost of becoming fat, broke, and lacking in insulin but, by god, that is what both excellence and sacrifice mean to me.
We owe you this, you guys. We took you for granted.
We owe you this, you guys. We took you for granted.
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Finally! Someone taking a stand! I mean... I didn't know the murikans were pretty much saving humanity at the cost of becoming fat, broke, and lacking in insulin but, by god, that is what both excellence and sacrifice mean to me.
We owe you this, you guys. We took you for granted.
We owe you this, you guys. We took you for granted.
Thank you 'Merika. For breaking our chains by being the excellent reliable country that you are.
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April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Thank you 'Merika. For breaking our chains by being the excellent reliable country that you are.
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Man. My heart goes out to the United States folk. I was not aware that they were doing this much for me. But now that I know, I promise to always value the men and women in uniform from a foreign country for taking heroic risks against... uh... Sauron?
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Man. My heart goes out to the United States folk. I was not aware that they were doing this much for me. But now that I know, I promise to always value the men and women in uniform from a foreign country for taking heroic risks against... uh... Sauron?
The Big Dumb.
Let's read along!
Let's read along!
April 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The Big Dumb.
Let's read along!
Let's read along!
How things change. Quite quickly too. Life is full of wonders, huh.
April 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
How things change. Quite quickly too. Life is full of wonders, huh.
For fundraising through genocide also. If you wanna vote for the guy, go ahead, better than Trump, obviously, but the guy isn't "one of the good ones," he's the cancer you accept bc the other cancer w knives and a machinegun is worse.
April 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For fundraising through genocide also. If you wanna vote for the guy, go ahead, better than Trump, obviously, but the guy isn't "one of the good ones," he's the cancer you accept bc the other cancer w knives and a machinegun is worse.
Or fire up Chrono Cross and get *heartbroken as Ffffffffffff*
April 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Or fire up Chrono Cross and get *heartbroken as Ffffffffffff*
"Failure is me."
March 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Failure is me."
From the depths of wikipedia.
March 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
From the depths of wikipedia.
Hahahaha - but how? Clearly geniuses playing 4D chess. Let'em go!
March 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hahahaha - but how? Clearly geniuses playing 4D chess. Let'em go!
Hahaha - look at this. Silly goofs.
March 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hahaha - look at this. Silly goofs.
March 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Absolutely genius. I'm sure everything will work out and nothing terrible will happen.👍
March 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Absolutely genius. I'm sure everything will work out and nothing terrible will happen.👍