Ames
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As far as I'm concerned, James Cameron is the only director allowed to use 3D from now on.
December 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
As far as I'm concerned, James Cameron is the only director allowed to use 3D from now on.
Idea for funeral homes: Start allowing donations of LEGO bouquets so families don't have to watch memorial flowers wilt, but can build them to keep forever. 🥀
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Idea for funeral homes: Start allowing donations of LEGO bouquets so families don't have to watch memorial flowers wilt, but can build them to keep forever. 🥀
#TwistedMetal has no right being as good as it is. I frankly LOST MY MIND when they started blasting Dragula.
September 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#TwistedMetal has no right being as good as it is. I frankly LOST MY MIND when they started blasting Dragula.
Verdict on the new #WarOfTheWorlds: Everything about this movie felt like a fan film. Though I'm not sure what they're a fan of.
August 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Verdict on the new #WarOfTheWorlds: Everything about this movie felt like a fan film. Though I'm not sure what they're a fan of.
More of me putting way too much work into the SSHB blog when I don't have to, but damn did we have OPINIONS on season two of Discovery!
We've wrapped season two of #StarTrekDiscovery and boy do we have Thoughts! Check out our season highlights and lowlights as we say farewell to the 23rd century... for now. #StarTrek
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💬 1 🔁 1 ❤️ 2 · Discovery Season 2: Mystery boxes all the way down · By Ames
I was so proud of myself for writing up a wrap-up post for Discovery season one in which I tried to keep as objective…
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June 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
More of me putting way too much work into the SSHB blog when I don't have to, but damn did we have OPINIONS on season two of Discovery!
It's been way too fun thinking up fantasy casts for all the Star Trek series. Here's the last batch (for now!) with how I'd fix the myriad problems of Enterprise. The answer: with more hotties!
We're at the end of our fantasy recastings, for now! So let's go out with a bang with our #StarTrek #Enterprise cast lists! Here's Ames's attempt at fixing some of the problems of this series.
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Full post here: sshbpodcast.tumblr.com/post/7810128...
April 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's been way too fun thinking up fantasy casts for all the Star Trek series. Here's the last batch (for now!) with how I'd fix the myriad problems of Enterprise. The answer: with more hotties!
It's "Whoops, All Badasses" in my Voyager fantasy recast this week! I'm also the only one who didn't put Sigourney Weaver on my list, and yes, I'm thoroughly kicking myself about it.
We're stocking up the Delta Quadrant with Bad Bitches for our #StarTrek #Voyager fantasy recast this week. Check out Ames's wayward crew.
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Full post here: sshbpodcast.tumblr.com/post/7803874...
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's "Whoops, All Badasses" in my Voyager fantasy recast this week! I'm also the only one who didn't put Sigourney Weaver on my list, and yes, I'm thoroughly kicking myself about it.
Well, the Bruins are officially not making the playoffs, so ya know what:
🍁This is Canada's year! Any Canadian team will do! 🍁
🍁This is Canada's year! Any Canadian team will do! 🍁
April 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Well, the Bruins are officially not making the playoffs, so ya know what:
🍁This is Canada's year! Any Canadian team will do! 🍁
🍁This is Canada's year! Any Canadian team will do! 🍁
There's just something about comedians that would really heighten all the recurring roles in #StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine. They really have the range. I'm especially excited about how I opted to fix Rom and Vic by going purely wholesome with it!
We would be remiss if we didn't include some of our favorite recurring characters from #StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine in our fantasy recasting game, largely showcasing the extreme versatility of comic actors! Check out Ames's cast!
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Full post here: sshbpodcast.tumblr.com/post/7797516...
April 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There's just something about comedians that would really heighten all the recurring roles in #StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine. They really have the range. I'm especially excited about how I opted to fix Rom and Vic by going purely wholesome with it!
Somehow I dipped heavily into the well of comedic television show hosts for our Deep Space Nine fantasy casting, and ya know what, I think it works!
Welcome to a slightly parallel universe Deep Space Nine, where we've recast all the roles with our #StarTrek fantasy casts. Look through the Orb of Blogposts to see Ames's cast!
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Full post here: sshbpodcast.tumblr.com/post/7791159...
March 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Somehow I dipped heavily into the well of comedic television show hosts for our Deep Space Nine fantasy casting, and ya know what, I think it works!
Our fantasy cast experiment continues to wow! This week, I'm adding so much sweet style to the TNG cast.
We're continuing our #StarTrek fantasy recasting exercise with TNG this week. Check out Ames's Enterprise-D crew!
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Full post here: sshbpodcast.tumblr.com/post/7784766...
March 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Our fantasy cast experiment continues to wow! This week, I'm adding so much sweet style to the TNG cast.
If there aren't #Severance -themed escape rooms in the Lumon building when they're not filming, then someone's missing a trick.
March 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If there aren't #Severance -themed escape rooms in the Lumon building when they're not filming, then someone's missing a trick.
I tried to yell "SHOOT!" while watching a hockey game, but my mouth temporarily misplaced the word and I ended up shouting "DOUCHE!" at the television, alone in my living room.
March 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I tried to yell "SHOOT!" while watching a hockey game, but my mouth temporarily misplaced the word and I ended up shouting "DOUCHE!" at the television, alone in my living room.
Our Google Home apparently also responds to "Egg Noodles," and I will not be exploiting this...
March 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Our Google Home apparently also responds to "Egg Noodles," and I will not be exploiting this...
Look at all the fun we're having over at SSHB right now!
We're trying something new over on the blog and recasting The Original Series roles with our own fantasy casts! Here's Ames's fantasy TOS cast:
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March 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Look at all the fun we're having over at SSHB right now!
Why is every one of my ideas to complete #Taskmaster tasks "Go jump in the river"?
March 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Why is every one of my ideas to complete #Taskmaster tasks "Go jump in the river"?
I would LOVE it if #StarTrek did more Short Treks. You don't need a big budget, two years' of special effects work, or over fifteen minutes to tell a great Trek story!
It's not QUITE time for Season 2 of "Discovery" yet. Rather we're taking a side trip to the first four "Short Treks" that were released on Paramount Plus (or was it still CBS All Access then?), a fun little experiment that should've had more legs. #startrek
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Episode 384: Steamed Hams But It's Star Trek
Back in the day, streaming
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March 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I would LOVE it if #StarTrek did more Short Treks. You don't need a big budget, two years' of special effects work, or over fifteen minutes to tell a great Trek story!
Remember how I said Blackberry Dr. Pepper tastes like Dimetap, but in a good way? Wild cherry and cream Pepsi tastes like Robitussin, which intrinsically is in a bad way.
March 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Remember how I said Blackberry Dr. Pepper tastes like Dimetap, but in a good way? Wild cherry and cream Pepsi tastes like Robitussin, which intrinsically is in a bad way.
It's finally happening. I'm coming around on British television because @julietabowlasoup.bsky.social got me into Taskmaster. There's nothing on American television that's this clever.
March 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It's finally happening. I'm coming around on British television because @julietabowlasoup.bsky.social got me into Taskmaster. There's nothing on American television that's this clever.
Finally got around to watching Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. My expectations were SO LOW after CGI Monkeys of the Crystal Skull, and I was pleasantly surprised! It felt more like getting back to those #IndianaJones action-adventure roots.
Still too many tiny car chases though.
Still too many tiny car chases though.
February 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Finally got around to watching Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. My expectations were SO LOW after CGI Monkeys of the Crystal Skull, and I was pleasantly surprised! It felt more like getting back to those #IndianaJones action-adventure roots.
Still too many tiny car chases though.
Still too many tiny car chases though.
Ugh, our #Netflix just updated to the new interface and it is unnavigable! Three titles per screen? Do they not want people to browse anymore?
February 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ugh, our #Netflix just updated to the new interface and it is unnavigable! Three titles per screen? Do they not want people to browse anymore?
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Scrambled eggs all over my face? In this economy?
Scrambled eggs all over my face? In this economy?
February 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
Scrambled eggs all over my face? In this economy?
Scrambled eggs all over my face? In this economy?
🍁🍁 Sitting among the jeering US fans of the balcony at the #4Nations final only made me cheer for Canada even louder! Congrats, Canada!!! What a well-deserved victory! 🍁🍁
February 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🍁🍁 Sitting among the jeering US fans of the balcony at the #4Nations final only made me cheer for Canada even louder! Congrats, Canada!!! What a well-deserved victory! 🍁🍁
Happened to end up with BOTH Girl Scouts cookie twins: Samoas and Caramel deLites.
--Samoas: More chocolatey, superior.
--Caramel deLites: More sweet, only slightly less superior.
Might see if I can do the same with the rest of the dual-manufactured flavors:
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--Samoas: More chocolatey, superior.
--Caramel deLites: More sweet, only slightly less superior.
Might see if I can do the same with the rest of the dual-manufactured flavors:
www.thedailymeal.com/eat/girl-sco...
February 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Happened to end up with BOTH Girl Scouts cookie twins: Samoas and Caramel deLites.
--Samoas: More chocolatey, superior.
--Caramel deLites: More sweet, only slightly less superior.
Might see if I can do the same with the rest of the dual-manufactured flavors:
www.thedailymeal.com/eat/girl-sco...
--Samoas: More chocolatey, superior.
--Caramel deLites: More sweet, only slightly less superior.
Might see if I can do the same with the rest of the dual-manufactured flavors:
www.thedailymeal.com/eat/girl-sco...
Livin' that podcaster life...
This is what it's like in the SSHB group chat.
![Facebook messenger chat which reads:
Ames: Prepping future quoteys. Totally wrote Chair instead of Chris again.
Jake: [a new avatar image of the Enterprise captain's chair]
Chris: If only I were that level of chair.
Ames: This is what you've been doing instead of having lunch with me?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:244ogw6t5gecfg7yn3p7rzno/bafkreifxllxvm6f7ti2eib6upqvrrflk2y4lsqhoy3maeear2wbyhazkca@jpeg)
February 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Livin' that podcaster life...