victoriancuddler
@alectopaused.bsky.social
Film bachelor raised by rabid wolves (2010s internet culture & fandom).
losing my mind at work on a Saturday afternoon thanks.
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
losing my mind at work on a Saturday afternoon thanks.
the other less saucy theory is that he's defected and wants the Elixir of Life for himself but I choose to believe the supernatural option since the notion of a concubine skinshifter cannibal is metal as fuck.
me: 💤
🧠: psst hey.
me: not now. 💤
🧠: but the Yamada clansman didn't bag the head of the prisoner to take back to the shogunate as proof.
me: 🧍♂️THE CONCUBINE IS WEARING THE BODY OF THE EXECUTIONER.
🧠: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
(I watched Hells Paradise before bed)
🧠: psst hey.
me: not now. 💤
🧠: but the Yamada clansman didn't bag the head of the prisoner to take back to the shogunate as proof.
me: 🧍♂️THE CONCUBINE IS WEARING THE BODY OF THE EXECUTIONER.
🧠: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
(I watched Hells Paradise before bed)
January 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
the other less saucy theory is that he's defected and wants the Elixir of Life for himself but I choose to believe the supernatural option since the notion of a concubine skinshifter cannibal is metal as fuck.
me: 💤
🧠: psst hey.
me: not now. 💤
🧠: but the Yamada clansman didn't bag the head of the prisoner to take back to the shogunate as proof.
me: 🧍♂️THE CONCUBINE IS WEARING THE BODY OF THE EXECUTIONER.
🧠: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
(I watched Hells Paradise before bed)
🧠: psst hey.
me: not now. 💤
🧠: but the Yamada clansman didn't bag the head of the prisoner to take back to the shogunate as proof.
me: 🧍♂️THE CONCUBINE IS WEARING THE BODY OF THE EXECUTIONER.
🧠: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
(I watched Hells Paradise before bed)
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 AM
me: 💤
🧠: psst hey.
me: not now. 💤
🧠: but the Yamada clansman didn't bag the head of the prisoner to take back to the shogunate as proof.
me: 🧍♂️THE CONCUBINE IS WEARING THE BODY OF THE EXECUTIONER.
🧠: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
(I watched Hells Paradise before bed)
🧠: psst hey.
me: not now. 💤
🧠: but the Yamada clansman didn't bag the head of the prisoner to take back to the shogunate as proof.
me: 🧍♂️THE CONCUBINE IS WEARING THE BODY OF THE EXECUTIONER.
🧠: THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
(I watched Hells Paradise before bed)
new social media who dis
January 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
new social media who dis