DB Cooper
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DB Cooper
@alectobarbie.bsky.social
I’m a spicy meat-a-ball.
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you, like me, are utterly disgusted by the behavior of these two corrupt assholes in office, you can make a difference by donating money-even a little bit—to the Ukrainian efforts against this unjust war.

u24.gov.ua

Slava Ukraini!
UNITED24 - The initiative of the President of Ukraine
UNITED24 was launched by the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy as the main venue for collecting charitable donations in support of Ukraine. Funds will be transferred to the official accounts of...
u24.gov.ua
March 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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There were certainly signs
February 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Power of the people…
February 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The sheer fucking audacity of the Democratic Party to text me 12x/day begging for money while our democracy is destroyed in front of our eyes and they stand politely by is simply astounding.
Fuck alllllll the way off.
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“They got your data, dumbass. Wake the hell up.”

10 million votes for this guy.
🔥 “Wake the hell up.”

Former RNC chair @michaelsteele.bsky.social goes in on Elon’s infiltration into the federal government, accessing everyone’s personal info
February 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Asking for a friend:

ARE WE GREAT AGAIN YET?
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And now, for something completely different, a scene from my car

Husband: “Actually, red pandas aren’t even pandas!”
5 yo in the backseat, whispering quietly to herself: “what the fuck?????”

Stay tuned for my next parenting book!
February 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Gitmo currently can hold about 80 prisoners.

Trump intends to send 30,000 prisoners there.

…Do the math.
February 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Name and shame, baby. Name and shame.
NEW: ProPublica has identified three lawyers with elite establishment credentials who’ve joined the DOGE effort. Two of their names haven’t been previously reported as working for the Elon Musk-led initiative.

Here’s what we know about them:
The Elite Lawyers Working for Elon Musk’s DOGE Include Former Supreme Court Clerks
Much attention has been paid to the young Silicon Valley engineers working for Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, but the group has also hired high-powered legal talent.
propub.li
February 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Take a deep breath and watch:

youtu.be/K8QLgLfqh6s
Don't Believe Him | The Ezra Klein Show
YouTube video by The Ezra Klein Show
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Interesting to see how quickly American foreign policy pivoted from "Get clean drinking water for children without hope" to "Do ethnic cleansing for condos with Mediterranean views."
February 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Women who voted for this shit-show: did it occur to you, even for a second, that YOU are considered a “DEI” hire by these ass clowns?

When I cheered him on for targeting minorities, did you forget that includes you?

You are getting EXACTLY what you voted for. Congrats, traitors.
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Everything in the world feels horrible.

Which is why I just purchased tickets to an all-Goblin performance of Oedipus Rex this fall.

If you are confused, so am I. But also kinda excited? It looks like it’s just…goblins? Performing Sophocles? I think? 🤷🏻‍♀️

But…Stratford🥰🥰🥰
February 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Aww, look at that small dick energy from a poor little snowflake baby. Does Elmo need to waaaambulance?
February 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Remember, as we begin to feel the financial pain from tariffs…

Trump did this. But so did every single fucking person who voted for him, because they weren’t bothered enough to look up tariffs before voting.

Your groceries are more expensive because of them. Don’t let them blame someone else.
February 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Welp, it’s a good fucking thing I already know how to treat gonorrhea, because the CDC STI treatment guidelines are gone, and all their apps are now defunct. Jesus Christ.
February 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
We just need “wellness camps” where we eat organic food, reparent ourselves, and die of our chronic diseases, the way RFK intended.
RFK jr. is really angry about chronic diseases in the U.S. and committed to finding an answer, so long as that answer has absolutely nothing to do with ending our for-profit healthcare system and adopting the universal healthcare system that every other developed nation has.
January 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Golf TWICE in the past week, AND he found time to destroy lives, decimate agricultural economy on multiple levels, illegally fire many, many people, gag the CDC, give the WHO a massive middle finger, and lose a fight to the Colombian President.

I really need to get a better planner.
January 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It is not the time to be politely dismayed.

It is not the time to wring your hands. It’s time to get those hands dirty.

He WANTS us to rise up so he can declare martial law and seize all control of the military.

We need to fight smarter than him.
January 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
For so many, many years, I’ve reminded myself that this world can be incredibly kind. Tender. Wholesome and loving and supportive. A world full of helpers, with a few assholes sprinkled in.

I want to believe, so badly, that I was right. That love will win.

But I think I might have been wrong.
January 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM