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Aleco ˙𐃷˙

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#Guapoduo <3 🪻🪻
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Aleco ˙𐃷˙ @alecoschneider.tripazeada.club · Oct 12

Dia 11. Eu mataria por você, nunca você"

Donde por dejar la puerta abierta, un gatito se auto adoptó.

#queridinhosduo
#guapotober | #Guapoduo | #Guapoutubro

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

🤏🏻🥹

|[🇨🇱]|Nyan∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠°☆⏦ @nyanender.tripazeada.club · Nov 29

Desde el primer día, hasta el principio de algo nuevo, todas las flores que Cellbit le regaló a su pequeña cuñada, Leonarda

#LeonardaQSMP | #CellbitQSMP | #guapoduo

November 30, 2024 at 9:54 PM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Totalmente canon

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Nov 26

I don’t even know

November 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM

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Six 💫

@sirius0ul.bsky.social

one year....without them ⌛️
#guapoduo #guapoduofanart

November 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM

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Maiatck

@maiatck.bsky.social

os guapoduos
provavelmente tem a chance de eu nunca mais desenhar eles, fiz essa arte unicamente pro TRYZINE
(link nos comentarios)
#BRart #art #guapoduo #qsmp

November 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM

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Lulu🇧🇷 || (∴)

@luluisoff.bapo.chat

I love you american roier and mexican evbo

November 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

La secuencia que hubo en esta parte fue intensa, creía que sería indiscutible un ganador pero hubo varios momentos de igualdad.

La moralidad de Cellbo cambiando por que tiene que ver que lado le puede sacar más provecho y lo perjudica menos…

El solo quiere estar tranquilo ☹️

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Nov 18

Now updated with Part Seven!

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Sep 26

Bleeding Heart- #guapoduo

-

Once, Enigma struck fear into the hearts of heroes and citizens alike, killing Federation heroes with knives the color of blood. And then he died.

But heroes are dying again, and Cellbit is going to find out who's killing them

But who is Hombre Misterioso, really?

November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

El mejor inicio de semana. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Léanlo tilines, el esfuerzo de varios artistas y escritores está en este zine. Justo para el aniversario wapoduo

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Nov 18

Btw guys the guapoduo zine I created is out today

www.tumblr.com/tryzine/7675...

x.com/tryz1ne/stat...

The Reason is You Zine is Out!!

At long last, The Reason is You is out!! A big thank-you to all of our contributors, from our writers to our artists to our translators to our designers. This project could not have happened without…

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November 19, 2024 at 1:19 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

No había notado el sonrojo en la cara de cRoier, seguramente no se cree que el mismo sea tan guapo

🥝 Mr_Lumaca1 @mrlumaca1.bsky.social · Nov 17

roier no te asustes, pero hay una loca detras de ti

November 17, 2024 at 7:28 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Roier princeso haciéndose bff con un michi espía del gobierno.

November 14, 2024 at 4:28 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Y si lo que en realidad pasó es que se agarraron a putazos y cRo lo logró inmovilizar de esa manera y ahora Cell no va a tener de otra más que aceptar las mordidas- los besos de cRo??????

Para pensar 🤔

Rainy🏳️‍⚧️♠️ @rainy-dayss.tripazeada.club · Nov 14

Quando seu namorado (ele ainda n sabe q estamos namorando) tenta fuja de você na noite ent vc o deixa inconsciente e arrasta ele de volta á casa 💞🥰💓😻🔪

anyway toxic yaoi 👍 #guapoduo #guapoduofanart #Obsessedduo

November 14, 2024 at 4:26 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Acabo de caer en cuenta que están compartiendo sangre…
Gays

🔴 Kioko 🍉🇧🇷 #GUAPODUO @kioko.tripazeada.club · Nov 14

Sei que tá atrasado, MAS ☝️☝️☝️

Dia 31 — Vampiros
#guapotober #AcervoAmaranto #cellbitfanart #roierfanart

November 14, 2024 at 4:26 AM

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Rei 🕸️🇨🇴 » — AOP brainrot

@rsunblade.bsky.social

OMG YA SOMOS UN SEGUIDOR YIPPIE 🎆🎇
Los voy a recompensar con un sketch de los a!guapoduo todo rápido q hice hace bastante ya jwaka uwu

April 8, 2024 at 5:00 PM

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🥩DJ‼️Citrus‼️Cannibal 🥩

@claralaramende1.bsky.social

Gente,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, eu fiz uma coisa

#guapoduo #guapoduoau

April 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Me vuelve loca que le recalque tanto lo mucho que quiere escapar de él, pero al mismo tiempo parece ser que no quiere romper las conexiones que tienen.

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Nov 11

Six.

Man-Bear... must be one of the newer heroes that Cellbit doesn't know about. Richarlyson might have heard of him, but. Yeah, no, Cellbit isn't going to ask him. He doesn't want to risk a repeat of the aquarium.

"Fine, Man-Bear," Cellbit sighs. He gives Hombre Misterioso a tired look. "Is that all? Can you go now? And never come back? And leave me alone?"

"I mean, you can come with me toni-" Hombre Misterioso starts.

They freeze.

Cellbit watches their still body until they come back to themselves in the middle of a different sentence and in a different pose: gesturing grandly with their hands and audibly smiling.

"-a team!"

"Yeah, no," Cellbit immediately says. "I can get you the Demon, if you want? But he's kind of on a murder break right now..."

(Fatherhood really has mellowed Bad out, hasn't it?)

Hombre Misterioso audibly grimaces. "I fucking hate that guy. Look, I'll call you with the details tonight when it's about to happen. You can show up if you want. If you don't, it's no big deal, you can just come to the next one."

"Please don't do that."

"Don't worry, I still have your number."

"I'm literally going to go change it as soon as you're gone."

"You won't." They tilt their head tauntingly. "You want to keep an eye on me. If you don't, how will you keep me away from your son?"

The hair on the back of Cellbit's neck stands on end.

"You haven't changed your number since I first called you," they say. "You won't do it now."

They laugh, slow and deliberate and absolutely just grating on Cellbit's ears.

"I'll see you tonight," they say.

Cellbit slams the window shut and backs away from it.

Hombre Misterioso wiggles their fingers in a farewell, and then they hop over the edge of the fire escape and drop out of view.

...Maybe. Maybe, Cellbit should call Bagi.

November 11, 2024 at 5:22 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Hombre misterioso aprovechó muchísimo esos segundos que tuvo tan de cerca la carita de Cellbo y de no ser por su máscara hubiera juntado su nariz con la suya.

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Nov 11

Five.

She looks uncertain, but she nods, acquiescing. "Fine. If he's coming. But, listen, call the hotline if you see Hombre Misterioso around, okay? You might not have the... best history with us, but the Federation is good people."

Cellbit smiles. "Get out of my apartment."

Once she's gone, Cellbit lets out a scream into his hands and turns to go and yell at Hombre Misterioso some. What the fuck!

He storms to the window and drops the string. It falls apart, blood splashing onto the desk and the carpet.

He wrenches the window open and finds himself nose-to-nose with Hombre Misterioso.

Well.

Nose to gas mask.

"What do you want?" Cellbit growls.

"Who was that?" Hombre Misterioso replies.

"Bluebird. You know, the hero literally assigned to kill you?"

Hombre Misterioso's shoulders tense minutely. "Oh."

Cellbit rolls his eyes. "Yeah. Now. What do you want? The sun is out. And I hate you."

"Ouch."

"Don't act surprised. You're literally stalking me."

"I'm not. But I am here for a good reason."

"You are literally at my apartment." Cellbit blinks. He flushes red in both anger and embarrassment. "You saw me shirtless!"

"And it was very nice, but I'm here to tell you that I am going to kill Iron Boy tonight at midnight."

Iron Boy... former Junior Hero, graduated a few years ago into the mainline hero program, no known powers but an affinity for technology. Otherwise known as Tubbo, one of Pac's coworkers at the lab, and one of Cellbit's biggest haters for no good reason.

Tubbo isn't that old. He's a mentor hero for the Junior Heroes. He doesn't do much actual hero-ing outside of escorting the juniors on crime fighting field trips and testing out weapons for the lab.

Cellbit shakes his head. "Not him."

"Yes, him."

"Do someone else. Without him, the lab is understaffed until Mike gets back from his honeymoon, and we don't know when that's going to be. Kill him when Mike's back."

"Ugh, fine," Hombre Misterioso groans. They slump against the windowsill and rest their chin on their arms. "Who should I kill, then?"

"Why are you asking me?" Cellbit asks. "I'm not a villain, in case you haven't noticed. I'm retired."

"Whatever you say, enigmito." They drum their fingers against the inside of Cellbit's wall. "Maybe I should find Sharkboy."

"Fuck Sharkboy," Cellbit immediately declares. "If you can find him, kill his ass. But he's also retired. Nobody from the Order has been able to track him down."

"Maybe I should find one of those French heroes," Hombre Misterioso muses. "What do you think?"

"I think that I should give you Crow Man's phone number so you can ask him about this and not me."

Suddenly, Hombre Misterioso sits up and snaps their fingers.

"I know!" they excitedly say. "Man-Bear!"

November 11, 2024 at 5:21 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

HOMBRE MISTERIOSO Hiiiiiiii 😄✨

November 11, 2024 at 3:59 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Que buena manera de acabar el día de hoy, 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Nov 11

One.

Almost two months after his first altercation with Hombre Misterioso, Cellbit hears a knock at his door as he's editing the last of Roier's photos.

Yawning, Cellbit leans his chair back and runs a hand through his hair. He cracks his neck and blearily checks the time in the bottom corner of his computer screen: three in the afternoon. He started editing almost nine hours ago. He's been out of coffee for two and a half hours at least.

So he gets up, groans as his spine protests at the sudden weight, winces as his bones all pop in quick succession. Picks up his coffee mug, ignores the knocking at the door, goes to start a fresh pot of coffee.

His mug was painted by Richarlyson at one of those do-your-own-pottery places. It's a bright, ugly yellow with a red heart and the words, 'World's Okayest Dad' painted on it in black.

The knocking continues.

Cellbit checks his hair in his reflection in the microwave. Pulls at one of the bags under his eyes. Sticks his tongue out. Grimaces at how stupid and old and tired he looks. (Bagi is 26, he thinks, so he should be, too. But, wow, he looks older. Much older.)

More knocking.

With one last forlorn look at his bubbling, brewing, beautiful coffee, Cellbit finally goes to answer the door. He's in his pajamas (sweats and one of Felps' old shirts), and he probably looks like a walking corpse, but, like. Whatever, anyone stupid enough to actually come to his apartment knows that he works from home. They should know what to expect when bothering him.

But:

"Hi!" Bluebird cheerfully says as soon as Cellbit's door is open.

Cellbit looks at her. He blinks, rubs his eyes with one hand, and moves to close the door in her face.

But he's stopped by Bluebird sticking her foot in the door and weaseling past him and into the apartment. She apologizes as she does so, but Cellbit knows that she doesn't mean it; she's a hero.

"Nice place," she comments, walking to the couch and plopping herself down like she's right at home.

"Um," awkwardly says Cellbit. "Get out of my house?"

"Who, me?"

Bluebird actually, really, legitimately looks around the room dramatically, head and hair whipping back and forth as she tries to find whoever it is that Cellbit is actually talking to.

Cellbit balls his hands into fists by his sides. Fucking. Heroes.

And then she lets out a breath and crosses her legs, fold her hands neatly on top of her knees and tries to smile. Tries, because Cellbit can tell that her heart isn't in it.

"Hey," she hesitantly says, "so I'm supposed to be asking you about Hombre Misterioso and stuff, but, real quick, I just wanna say that I'm really sorry if Cucurucho's been bothering you."

"You're wasting your time," Cellbit tells her. "Get out of here before I call the cops for trespassing."

Bagi would love to arrest a Fed, even if the charge wouldn't stick longer than an hour after arrest.

Bluebird winces. "O-kaaaay, sensing some hostility here. But, listen, we all just want this guy caught, right?"

"Sure. It's a real shame what's happening to all your heroes."

"It is! And you almost ended up like them, but! But you didn't."

"Yeah." Cellbit nods. "Because I'm not one of you. You're talking to the wrong guy."

He smells coffee.

November 11, 2024 at 3:57 AM

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Roier Info

@roierinfo.bsky.social

📢 | Roier vai participar da 3ª edição dos Squid Craft Games!!

Essa edição será do dia 12 ao 17 de novembro!!

November 6, 2024 at 10:32 PM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

Definitivamente la rabia Gente

Encima lo está preguntando para saber si tiene que preocuparse por si Cell también se contagió de rabia

A.D. 👻 @anonymous-dentist.bsky.social · Nov 6

A breaking dawn poll btw! Help decide something Important!

www.tumblr.com/anonymous-de...

11 Foot Tall Canon God

A deeply and incredibly important Breaking Dawn poll:

www.tumblr.com

November 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM

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A.D. 👻

@anonymous-dentist.bsky.social

If I have any American followers on here, I’m doing a special incentive for people who vote tomorrow in the election

If you give me a picture of your I Voted sticker, I’ll draw you literally anything/one you want using my Incredible art skills

(Details on tumblr)

www.tumblr.com/anonymous-de...

11 Foot Tall Canon God

Anyway, Americans! Tomorrow is Election Day! If you send me even just a dm of your I Voted sticker (not you, just the sticker) proving that you voted, I’ll draw you a beautiful ms paint drawing of a…

www.tumblr.com

November 5, 2024 at 3:04 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

No había considerado la proporción de los dragones hasta ver esto. Siempre los vi como animalitos así bien chikitos 🤏🏻

Viendo la referencia ahora se entiende que Cell sea el rubiu brasileño, el jorobado de Brasil.

_Mariaa034_ @mariaa034.tripazeada.club · Nov 4

Finalmente les traigo un fullbody y diseño final de los lbf!guapoduo :3

#guapoduoau #guapoduofanart #lbfau

Close ups abajo👇

November 5, 2024 at 12:15 AM

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Six 💫

@sirius0ul.bsky.social

Cell cubito timeskip design. . .⏳️

(white eyes cause knowledge)

#cellbit #cellbitfanart

November 4, 2024 at 3:09 PM

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Alexito • GUAPODUO

@alexguapito.tripazeada.club

GUAPODUO MURDER DRONES FDSSS (tá meio esquisitinho pq tô tendo q reaprender a desenhar na merda do meu tablet😭💔

November 3, 2024 at 11:44 PM

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tar

@9ffairs.bsky.social

fem #guapoduo <3

November 3, 2024 at 8:16 AM

Aleco ˙𐃷˙

@alecoschneider.tripazeada.club

El bestie provisional de Ro hasta que sea mi siguiente cumpleaños y me regalen a Cellbo 😞. De mientras este Pou triste le hará compañía…

Esperando al gatinho

November 3, 2024 at 11:03 PM

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