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This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
Of course Corey Booker can talk for 20 hours straight, he's from Jersey
April 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Of course Corey Booker can talk for 20 hours straight, he's from Jersey
Your honor, I'd like it noted for the record that I thought Benny Blanco was hot before Selena Gomez was even in the picture
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Your honor, I'd like it noted for the record that I thought Benny Blanco was hot before Selena Gomez was even in the picture
Things they should invent:
TVs where you can adjust the screen brightness, like you can on your phone.
Cereal bags with FUCKING ZIPLOC
TVs where you can adjust the screen brightness, like you can on your phone.
Cereal bags with FUCKING ZIPLOC
March 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Things they should invent:
TVs where you can adjust the screen brightness, like you can on your phone.
Cereal bags with FUCKING ZIPLOC
TVs where you can adjust the screen brightness, like you can on your phone.
Cereal bags with FUCKING ZIPLOC
LED headlights are homophobic
March 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
LED headlights are homophobic
Uhh, yeah and can I get that on an english muffin without all the dust?
The dust?
Yeah the english muffin sawdust, I don't want that.
The dust?
Yeah the english muffin sawdust, I don't want that.
February 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Uhh, yeah and can I get that on an english muffin without all the dust?
The dust?
Yeah the english muffin sawdust, I don't want that.
The dust?
Yeah the english muffin sawdust, I don't want that.
the dog from the DOGE meme didn't consent to any of this
February 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the dog from the DOGE meme didn't consent to any of this
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Kids will get bored and do anythingn because like wth is hopscotch
tht sht boring
tht sht boring
February 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Kids will get bored and do anythingn because like wth is hopscotch
tht sht boring
tht sht boring
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this is where i skeet from
February 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
this is where i skeet from
We would have absolutely made memes about the Titanic sinking if we were there
February 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We would have absolutely made memes about the Titanic sinking if we were there
We could be out here just having fun and drinking iced coffees and getting blepharoplasties - but no. We have nazis again. We could have jetpacks, but we have nazis.
February 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We could be out here just having fun and drinking iced coffees and getting blepharoplasties - but no. We have nazis again. We could have jetpacks, but we have nazis.
Eradicate anti-Christian bias? I tend to agree with this one, I like Christian Slater and even Christian Bale is alright
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Eradicate anti-Christian bias? I tend to agree with this one, I like Christian Slater and even Christian Bale is alright
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Hacker: we have all your passwords
Me: OMG THANK YOU WHAT ARE THEY
Me: OMG THANK YOU WHAT ARE THEY
February 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Hacker: we have all your passwords
Me: OMG THANK YOU WHAT ARE THEY
Me: OMG THANK YOU WHAT ARE THEY
I don't trust anyone who's not following Aaron Parnas on every platform
February 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I don't trust anyone who's not following Aaron Parnas on every platform
Where's the guy who threw a shoe at George Bush? I could go for a good shoe throwing again.
February 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Where's the guy who threw a shoe at George Bush? I could go for a good shoe throwing again.
This girl is hitchhiking at the bus stop, which is exactly what I do when I eat a lil snack while my food is cooking.
February 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This girl is hitchhiking at the bus stop, which is exactly what I do when I eat a lil snack while my food is cooking.
Sometimes I wish that I had lived a trauma-free life, but then I meet someone who thinks the pineapple on pizza debate is peak humor.
February 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sometimes I wish that I had lived a trauma-free life, but then I meet someone who thinks the pineapple on pizza debate is peak humor.
What are we calling bluesky's verb? I gotta tweet about this. I gotta bluesky this.
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What are we calling bluesky's verb? I gotta tweet about this. I gotta bluesky this.
Nauseous! At The Disco
February 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Nauseous! At The Disco
A local news station's FB post about egg prices soaring, and a boomer in the comments talking about her egg allergy and how she cannot have eggs - explains everything about *gestures broadly* what's going on right now
January 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A local news station's FB post about egg prices soaring, and a boomer in the comments talking about her egg allergy and how she cannot have eggs - explains everything about *gestures broadly* what's going on right now
OMG (oranges, mangos, grapes)
January 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
OMG (oranges, mangos, grapes)
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A USAID HR director sent out this email today to staff letting them know he was placed on administrative leave.
“Today, representatives of the Agency's front office and DOGE instructed me to violate the due process of our employees by issuing immediate termination notices to a group of employees.”
“Today, representatives of the Agency's front office and DOGE instructed me to violate the due process of our employees by issuing immediate termination notices to a group of employees.”
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A USAID HR director sent out this email today to staff letting them know he was placed on administrative leave.
“Today, representatives of the Agency's front office and DOGE instructed me to violate the due process of our employees by issuing immediate termination notices to a group of employees.”
“Today, representatives of the Agency's front office and DOGE instructed me to violate the due process of our employees by issuing immediate termination notices to a group of employees.”
Absolutely OVER the cultural appropriation in this house
January 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Absolutely OVER the cultural appropriation in this house
The duolingo owl is a DEI hire pass it on
January 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The duolingo owl is a DEI hire pass it on