Muspell Hillbilly
@aldokelrast.bsky.social
Proud recipient: A Lifetime of Horror on Monster Island.
A he. It's very bad.
A he. It's very bad.
I've gotta stop but this is amazing. Final lewk: a 1994 getup that I'm calling "Genie, you're free."
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I've gotta stop but this is amazing. Final lewk: a 1994 getup that I'm calling "Genie, you're free."
HOLY FUCK IT'S SORBO
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
HOLY FUCK IT'S SORBO
This is straight-up "gay looks for straight dudes."
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is straight-up "gay looks for straight dudes."
I'm calling this one "drug-dealing Balkan war criminal's son at the club"
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm calling this one "drug-dealing Balkan war criminal's son at the club"
Man, GIS "international male catalogue" and you are gonna find some amazing artifacts of pre-September 2001 America.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Man, GIS "international male catalogue" and you are gonna find some amazing artifacts of pre-September 2001 America.
His name is Clarke, say hello.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
His name is Clarke, say hello.
Having an adventure with the Weird Beers You Only See at the Aldi.
Wernesgrüner: tastes like some Germans decided for an inexplicable reason to make Budweiser.
Wernesgrüner: tastes like some Germans decided for an inexplicable reason to make Budweiser.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Having an adventure with the Weird Beers You Only See at the Aldi.
Wernesgrüner: tastes like some Germans decided for an inexplicable reason to make Budweiser.
Wernesgrüner: tastes like some Germans decided for an inexplicable reason to make Budweiser.
Citation needed
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Citation needed
Made a recipe and am left with a less-than-useful quantity of potato. The world is taunting me
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Made a recipe and am left with a less-than-useful quantity of potato. The world is taunting me
What even the fuck, dad?
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What even the fuck, dad?
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
She smiles and says "I will always love you."
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you."
She smiles and says "I will always love you."
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you."
Eyes turned to Heaven
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Eyes turned to Heaven
Sitting for old friend Bucky
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sitting for old friend Bucky
You never know what might be in an apple.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You never know what might be in an apple.
Time to start assembling the cold weather kit
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Time to start assembling the cold weather kit
FMK (give money to Jamaica, obvs.)
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
FMK (give money to Jamaica, obvs.)
The Tongue cometh
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Tongue cometh
