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AL DOG
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Human, rather tall
Unfortunately no, this one isn't safe either. The Supreme Court just already had a chance to review this bad law and let it stand instead. Which means if the full panel of the 5th circuit decides to reverse this there's not much hope of the Supreme Court intervening against the theor reversal.
August 5, 2023 at 10:38 PM
So all it took was 130 years for a law that was explicitly written to disenfrachise black people to be questioned by a court with any real power. Worth noting that the Supreme had an opportunity to examine this law two months ago and passed leaving it in place
August 4, 2023 at 11:40 PM
We should start publically speculating about who "the real mastermind" behind the plot was. 50/50 trump would either latch onto the idea and try to incriminate his co-conspirators or just be unable to not let it be all about him for 5 seconds and incriminate himself for the recognition.
August 2, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Seems like refusing access to an inspector should just automatically classify the building as unfit for human use and they should be able to effectively condemn it and arrest anyone who wouldn't leave.
July 30, 2023 at 6:18 PM
I always just assume that this means they want to pretend they are being crucified for believing the the reasonable sounding parts of the new testsment while spewing old testament wrath on everyone who doesn't conform with their favorite passages from leviticus.
July 27, 2023 at 1:03 AM
This idiot: right here in the middle we coded "WWJD" right before it can launch the nukes which we feel was pretty smart.
July 26, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Hmmm, so this Hitler fella provided some aid to the "right kind" of kids and families. Interesting.

But, so does Hamas and the Taliban and pretty much every terror group that controls any territory.

Maybe that alone is not enough to discount the commission of genocide.
July 26, 2023 at 4:21 PM
So all this time he's just been dreaming of making his second malfunctioning financial services app and also calling it X?

It would have been easier to build snother one from scratch for $40B.

This literary hand job of a "biography" is going to inspire a lot of memes.
July 25, 2023 at 4:55 PM
For the record I wasn't trying to do a pull up. But also for the record I doubt I could have done a pull up.
July 10, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Trying to think of better terms than "throot" 1 - 2 - 3 Go!
String
Knot
Needle
Just fucking "thread"
Post
Ping
Zing
Throb-dong

I guess that's all the possibilities.
July 6, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Fucking beautiful
July 5, 2023 at 8:29 PM
We've got a media monopoly problem in this country. All the biggest players are controlled by a handful of oligarchs intent on pouring out pro-oligarch drivel. They've reached a truce amongst themselves paid for by shared ownership stakes and that means we're the lunch.
July 5, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Liberals: maybe we can solve some problems.

Conservatives: NO! GO BACKWARDS!
July 4, 2023 at 6:31 PM
After Xena reruns and an infomercial they'd just be like here's a video of a soaring eagle for 5 minutes followed by a screaming test pattern.
July 4, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Blocking you for bringing up all three.
July 4, 2023 at 4:44 PM
There's no such thing as bad weather; just the wrong clothing.
July 2, 2023 at 2:27 PM