April (they/them)
@aldente.bsky.social
You know, from the place
Wait, I've seen this one already
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wait, I've seen this one already
POV - you didnt see the mozzarella was moldy until after you had mixed it in and topped it so an hour of your life is now a waste
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
POV - you didnt see the mozzarella was moldy until after you had mixed it in and topped it so an hour of your life is now a waste
I'm eternally endeared to the scene of people writing hard music and not taking themselves too seriously - this is a spectacular encapsulation of that
February 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm eternally endeared to the scene of people writing hard music and not taking themselves too seriously - this is a spectacular encapsulation of that
Toddler: it's a happy birthday carrot
Me: oh yeah, that's called a candle. This one is a Christmas candle.
Toddler, solemnly: Christmas candle carrot
Me: oh yeah, that's called a candle. This one is a Christmas candle.
Toddler, solemnly: Christmas candle carrot
December 11, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Toddler: it's a happy birthday carrot
Me: oh yeah, that's called a candle. This one is a Christmas candle.
Toddler, solemnly: Christmas candle carrot
Me: oh yeah, that's called a candle. This one is a Christmas candle.
Toddler, solemnly: Christmas candle carrot
Toddler parenting means having some of the most deeply unhinged suggested YouTube content
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Toddler parenting means having some of the most deeply unhinged suggested YouTube content
In an otherwise normal assortment of sweet treats, staff received a most bizarre addition.
I wasn't brave enough to try it. Reviews were poor.
I wasn't brave enough to try it. Reviews were poor.
November 26, 2024 at 3:37 PM
In an otherwise normal assortment of sweet treats, staff received a most bizarre addition.
I wasn't brave enough to try it. Reviews were poor.
I wasn't brave enough to try it. Reviews were poor.
The memes get better every Indigenous People's Day
October 9, 2023 at 7:56 PM
The memes get better every Indigenous People's Day
Denver's got the seasonal spirit in the worst way.
October 8, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Denver's got the seasonal spirit in the worst way.
When 9 guns seemed like too many but then they broke your heart.
August 31, 2023 at 9:53 AM
When 9 guns seemed like too many but then they broke your heart.
Me: Why are my allergies so bad?
The ragweed in my yard 🌱:
The ragweed in my yard 🌱:
August 30, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Me: Why are my allergies so bad?
The ragweed in my yard 🌱:
The ragweed in my yard 🌱:
Nice to feel pretty sometimes
August 30, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Nice to feel pretty sometimes
(Frantic Undo Noises)
August 26, 2023 at 10:08 AM
(Frantic Undo Noises)
"Got enormous knockers? Sounds like you need a salad spinner."
August 24, 2023 at 12:56 AM
"Got enormous knockers? Sounds like you need a salad spinner."
The best social media site is Quora because famous people sometimes answer really banal questions and it's great.
July 30, 2023 at 10:15 PM
The best social media site is Quora because famous people sometimes answer really banal questions and it's great.
Costco carries frozen Korean style potato corn dogs - all cheese inside. Who's in?
July 26, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Costco carries frozen Korean style potato corn dogs - all cheese inside. Who's in?