Alden Cullinane
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aldencullinane.bsky.social
Alden Cullinane
@aldencullinane.bsky.social
Poet, Author, ADHD, Mom to boys and dogs. Many English Degs. Memoir-Ghosts Only I Can See: Oct 2024
#DVPit #A #F THE PRICE OF LAND
In a future scarred by a second Civil War and successive pandemics. Property laws change. Those inheriting more than 10,000 acres are ‘Legacies’ and face grave threats. A 40ry old single professor inherits 49,999 acres and is thrust into a perilous world. 90K
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
#DVpit #LF #MH #CI
SLIP MY MIND: 85K

When Sloane flies Boston-London alone to take emergency custody of her sisters son, she inherits a life she never wanted SLIP is about motherhood, sisterhood and the wreckage of addiction.

-Fentanyl ghosts
-Five-year old strangers
-Addiction
-Autistic love
October 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🔥 The Memory of Fire
#DVpit #F

An epic adult fantasy where a disgraced princess, bound by loyalty, not by blood must claim dragons, wolves, and the dead themselves to ignite a kingdom rotting from within. Serath must kill her brother, fall in love with a wolf and revive all dragon eggs. 105K
October 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
✨ KINKSTRESS
#DVpit #LF #A #MH #CI #A

Darkly funny novel: Suburban mom loses her HR job, stumbles into sex work to stay afloat. Her client's adventures transform her. She discovers power, danger, and herself in the process.

LGBTQIA+, · NOT 50 Shades: Dying for Sex × Three Women × Nightbitch, 80K
October 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#DVpit #LF #A #MH #CI
KINKSTRESS: 80k
Darkly funny, think Fleabag
·  Upmarket Women’s Fiction
· Anxious, forty-something underdog narrator
· Corporate reject/part-time seamstress stumbles into Kink
· LGBTQIA+,
· NOT 50 Shades — think Dying for Sex × Three Women × Nightbitch
October 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
#DVpit #LF #MH #CI
SLIP MY MIND: 85K

When Sloane flies Boston-London alone to take custody of her sisters son, she inherits a life she never wanted.— SLIP is about motherhood, sisterhood and the wreckage of addiction.
-Fentanyl ghosts
-courtrooms
-five-year old strangers
-Addiction
-autistic love
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
#DVpit #LF #MH #CI
SLIP MY MIND: 85K

When Sloane flies Boston-London alone to take custody of her sisters son, she inherits a life she never wanted.— SLIP is about motherhood, sisterhood and the wreckage of addiction.
-Fentanyl ghosts
-courtrooms
-five-year old strangers
-Addiction
-autistic love
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#DVpit #A #MH #CI #F

The Memory of Fire: 105k
Princess Serath burns her rotten fathers crown, unleashes dragon chaos, falls in love with a wolf, tries to kill her brother and raises an army of the dead. Like most women, she just went and did it herself. Treason never looked this good.
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#DVpit #LF #A #MH CI

Darkly funny, think Fleabag
·  Upmarket Women’s Fiction
· Anxious, forty-something underdog narrator
· Corporate reject/part-time seamstress stumbles into Kink
· LGBTQIA+,
· NOT 50 Shades — think Dying for Sex × Three Women × Nightbitch
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#DVpit #A #MH #CI

Princess Serath burns her rotten fathers crown, unleashes dragon chaos, falls in love with a wolf, tries to kill her brother and raises an army of the dead. Like most women, she just went and did it herself. Treason never looked this good.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
#DVpit #LF #A #MH CI

Darkly funny, think Fleabag
·  Upmarket Women’s Fiction
· Anxious, forty-something underdog narrator
· Corporate reject/part-time seamstress stumbles into Kink
· LGBTQIA+,
· NOT 50 Shades — think Dying for Sex × Three Women × Nightbitch
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
#DVpit #A #LF #MH #CI

KINKSTRESS: 80K: Darkly funny and relatable.

Fired mom and pt seamstress turns sex worker by accident to pay the bills. Watch her marriage implode, the creation of outrageous costumes and the adventures of strange but wonderful clients.
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
#POSTERPIT #POSTERPITQ
#A #N #C #UF
·  Darkly funny, think Fleabag
·  Upmarket Women’s Fiction
· Anxious, forty-something underdog narrator
· Corporate reject/part-time seamstress stumbles into Kink
· LGBTQIA+,
· NOT 50 Shades — think Dying for Sex × Three Women × Nightbitch
August 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
#POSTERPIT #POSTERPITQ
#A #N #C #UF
·  Darkly funny, think Fleabag
·  Upmarket Women’s Fiction
·       Anxious, forty-something underdog narrator
·       Corporate reject/part-time seamstress stumbles into Kink
·       LGBTQIA+,
·       NOT 50 Shades — think Dying for Sex × Three Women × Nightbitch
August 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Is Adult Fiction - modern Fiction ever going to be popular again?? Asking all agents.
June 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hi Everyone, Reminder to stop by and check out my book on Saturday at Barnes & Nobles Bellingham, Ma on Saturday, May 3rd from 12-2pm!
May 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I have finally booked my book signing with Barnes & Noble Bellingham on Saturday, May 3rd from 12-2pm. More info to come and I will be sending out invites. I’m so excited to close out my circuit in my new hometown.
April 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sat next to a cool guy on the plane home named John. Thanks for talking about memoirs - Patti Smith’s and my book. He asked for a signed copy and I was glad to give it. We discussed vinyl, books, our kids and journalism. Great way to end my week at AWP. Thanks John 🙏
March 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Goodbye LA! What a strange and wonderful place. It’s going to take me a minute to process the beauty and pain I saw this week. I met many young writers and I feel much better - art and literature are very much still thriving in these hard times. I will see you all at AWP Balt. next year!!
March 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Come see me at 3pm @AWP on level 2 table T949 to chat or discuss #GhostsOnlyICanSee!
March 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A big 3 poem acceptance from Northern New England Review this morning as I’m walking to AWP in LA to-sign copies of my memoir. Is this real life. Thank you writing gods and to the universe!!!! Keep writing or going after your dreams no matter how long it takes and even when it’s hard!!!
March 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I should be editing- I should be writing-I am paralyzed with all I have to get done before AWP. So instead I’m in bed scrolling 😬
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is a digital snapshot of the manuscript I am querying —-Slip My Mind. A complicated love story of two sisters and the child they both share. Set in South Boston and London.
March 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
@maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social is slaying me today. Please read her 3/20 Substack. Beauty is an emergency in these times and her summary of a poets mind is a gift to all of us poets. Do yourself a massive favor and read it.
March 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM