My seatbelt be like:

Sometimes you just have to make an alcoholic tropical smoothie for yourself on a Wednesday evening and that’s okay 😌

Anyway I have no idea how this app works but please enjoy this photo of me and Austin at dinner that looks like it was two separate photos poorly spliced together:

Yeah sex is great but have you ever thrown away an old sheet pan you’ve hated for years because you realized you can buy a new one for $4?